My New Cheesecloth are on a roll, winning five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. My New Cheesecloth are doing a better job of that, averaging 165.96 versus My Broken Johnson's 146.78.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. My New Cheesecloth (5-0) have a better record than My Broken Johnson (2-3).
Even the machines think My New Cheesecloth have a better lineup. Their projected average points is higher (156.72) than My Broken Johnson (144.38).
You can't win if you don't play. My New Cheesecloth has left fewer points on the bench this season (155.74) than My Broken Johnson (206.62).
Once My New Cheesecloth put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than My Broken Johnson (3 vs 1).
My New Cheesecloth are clutch masters, with more close wins than My Broken Johnson (1 vs 0).
My New Cheesecloth should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more weeks than My Broken Johnson (3 vs 2).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of My Broken Johnson - they’ve made more transactions (5) than My New Cheesecloth (3) this season. Too bad they couldn't transact a win.
By position, My New Cheesecloth have outscored My Broken Johnson at RB, WR, TE, and K this season.
My New Cheesecloth don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 45 points, second-highest in the league.
The starters for My New Cheesecloth had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for My Broken Johnson (1).
Hey My Broken Johnson, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!