Week 8
Doo Doo Browns
4-4 94.2
99.08
Simmons fall short of predictions, succumb to Doo Doo Browns, 94.20-85.95
Simmons failed to rise to the occasion, coming up short of projections, as Doo Doo Browns rallied to earn a 94.20-85.95 win. Doo Doo Browns trailed 85.95-75.90 heading into Monday night, but the unit roared back behind Stephen Gostkowski (4-5 FG, 40 long, 1-1 XP) and Rob Gronkowski (3 Rec, 43 Rec Yds). Patrick Mahomes (303 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs) and Aaron Jones (86 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) did everything they could for Simmons in defeat. Doo Doo Browns (4-4) will look to keep it rolling against Hug It Out Bitch, while Simmons (6-2) will face Barely Legal in an effort to get back in the win column.
Matchup Timeline
Doo Doo Browns
Simmons
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Facing the Dolphins in Week 8, Miller ran for 133 yards and a touchdown. In doing so, he put up 19.3 points to nearly double his 10.32-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Doo Doo Browns this week. Next week, Miller will square off against the Broncos.
Top Player Comparison
Doo Doo Browns
Points
% of total points 94.2
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The Arizona Cardinals defense
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Matchup Highlights
Thursday
Lamar Miller had a 58-yard run for Doo Doo Browns, helping to give the team a 19.30-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
There were multiple players with standout plays for both teams early Sunday, but after the smoke cleared, Simmons became the proud owner of a 85.95-75.90 lead. Aaron Rodgers had a 40-yard touchdown pass and a 48-yard pass for Doo Doo Browns, while Tyler Lockett had a 24-yard touchdown catch. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes had a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 40-yard pass for Simmons, while Davante Adams had a 48-yard catch and a 41-yard catch.
Points By Position
Doo Doo Browns
Simmons
Standings Update
If you blink, you'll miss it. We’re already halfway through the season, and that means it's time to take a closer look at the Standings.
Doo Doo Browns
There's plenty of time left to make a move, but it's hard to count on Doo Doo Browns making a run up the Standings if they don't start scoring more. The unit finds itself outside of playoff position after averaging only 98.21 points per game through eight weeks, 9th-best in the league.
Important Players
2283 Pass Yds, 13 Pass TDs, 116 Rush Yds
Stephen Gostkowski
Best Drafted
17-19 FG, 50 long, 26-26 XP
Javorius Allen
Best Acquisition
100 Rush Yds, 3 Rush TDs, 188 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs
Simmons
Simmons have lit up the scoreboard so far this season, averaging a whopping 132.24 points per game through eight weeks, best in the league. That offensive firepower has propelled the squad to the No. 2 position in the Standings, easily in playoff position.
Important Players
2526 Pass Yds, 26 Pass TDs, 119 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Melvin Gordon III
Best Drafted
466 Rush Yds, 6 Rush TDs, 279 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs
What If
Doo Doo Browns would have beaten only two other teams besides Simmons this week.
Simmons would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
Doo Doo Browns would be 1-7 if they played Simmons every week.
Simmons would have defeated Doo Doo Browns 107.8-98.1 had they played each other last week.
Doo Doo Browns would be 2-5 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Simmons.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Doo Doo Browns, Simmons would be 5-2.
If Doo Doo Browns had played every team in the league each week, they would be 29-59.
If they played every team every week, Simmons would be 63-25.