TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS top Mammoths to remain perfect in 147.47-82.18 rout
TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS won their sixth straight to open the season with a dominant victory over Mammoths, rolling to a 147.47-82.18 win. Mammoths pulled out to a 7.60-point lead on Thursday, but it was all TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS after that. They were led by Todd Gurley II (208 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 17 Rec Yds) and Cam Newton (275 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 43 Rush Yds). The Dallas Cowboys defense (7 Pts Allowed, 204 Yds Allowed, 2 Turnovers) and Matt Bryant (2-2 FG, 57 long, 4-4 XP) did their part for Mammoths in defeat. TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS (6-0) will look to sustain their winning ways against My Name Is Prince, while Mammoths (1-5) will match up against Wolverines in an effort to get back in the win column.
With 52 points, Gurley II more-than-doubled his 20.65-point projection as the Rams beat the Broncos 23-20. He racked up 225 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS this week. Gurley II will battle the 49ers in Week 7.
Sunday Early
There were players with standout moments on both teams early Sunday, after which TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS emerged with a 121.62-57.60 lead. Tarik Cohen had a 21-yard touchdown run and a 50-yard catch for TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS, while Cam Newton had a 23-yard touchdown pass. Matt Bryant made the highlight reel for Mammoths with a 57-yard field goal.
Sunday Late
Doug Baldwin had a 42-yard catch for TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS to contribute to a 147.47-79.13 lead for the team.
TOUCH DOWN MY PANTS
This sport is all about identifying the mismatches. Fueled by solid performances by Todd Gurley II and Tarik Cohen, our squad certainly took that to heart this past week. We thoroughly outscored Mammoths at the running back position (70.05 points to 6.25). Gurley II had 225 total yards and two TDs, while Cohen logged 121 yards.
Mammoths
There's a possibility that Mammoths could be a better GM in the NFL than in fantasy football. With only six targets combined in Week 6, their three wide receivers apparently made most of their contributions by running decoy routes and blocking downfield.