**2012 LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY DOUCHES LEAGUE**

**MANAGER LIST**

1. Quinn Shaw* (845) 702-8316 - Aquinnshaw
2. Keith Melnik* (914) 227-8285 - RayRiceNdThe8Dwarves
3. Ben Volper* (914) 589-0575 - Undertheradar
4. Chris Della* (917) 346-1687 - Bang Bang Bang!!!
5. Pete Aloisio* (917) 882-3579 - SteinLine
6. Spencer Naake* (202) 441-1739 - Shanahanigans
7. Jon Cannizzaro* (845) 797-8872 - Bradyhasamangina
8. Andrew Baginski (914) 497-0930) - Better Than Allen
9. Ryan Murphy* (732) 259-1848 - Murphy’s Law
10. Drew Matsen* (914) 474-3129 - MichaelWeston
11. Chris DeCarlo* (860) 490-1877 - Matador
12. Anthony Cillis* (914) 588-6952 - Seau's Aching Heart
(*) Returning manager from last year

**LEAGUE DUES**
$100 per team + Keeper costs
$2 Add/Drop Combo; $2 Add or Drop Solo

**PAYOUT & PLAYOFFS**
*12 Teams, 3 Divisions, 6 Playoff Spots
*Top 2 Seeds Earn Playoff Byes
*Playoff Weeks 14, 15 & 16

**2012 KEEPERS**
*Players drafted in Rounds 1-3 CANNOT be kept
*Players drafted Round 4 and later can be kept and their keeper price is 2 rounds higher than where they were originally drafted
*Free agents will cost an 8th Round
*2011 4th - 8th Rounders = $15
*2011 Non-Drafted Free Agents = $10
*2011 9th - 15th Rounders = $5
*Players that were originally drafted and subsequently cut and picked up by another team will still adhere to their original draft position
*Players can be kept a maximum of 3 years in succession by one team before returning to the general draft pool

***2012 KEEPER LIST***
Aquinnshaw: Ryan Mathews (RB, SD) R6/$15, Cam Newton (QB, CAR) R10/$5
RayRiceNdThe8Dwarves: Vincent Jackson (WR, TB) R6/$15, Jermaine Gresham (TE, CIN) R8/$10, Eric Decker (WR, DEN) R13/$5
Undertheradar: Eli Manning (QB, NYG) R8/$5, Darren Sproles (RB, NO) R11/$5
Bang Bang Bang!!!: Victor Cruz (WR, NYG) R8/$10, Roy Helu (RB, WAS) R11/$5
SteinLine: Julio Jones (WR, ATL) R4/$15, Fred Jackson (RB, BUF) R7/$5
Shanahanigans: Darren McFadden (RB, OAK) R6/$15, Fred Davis (TE, WAS) R8/$10
Bradyhasamangina: Ben Roethlisberger (QB, PIT) R4/$15, Nate Washington (WR, TEN) R8/$10
allen: Marshawn Lynch (RB, SEA) R2/$15, Jordy Nelson (WR, GB) R4/$15, A.J. Green (WR, CIN) R5, $15
Murphy’s Law: Jimmy Graham (TE, NO) R3, $15
MichaelWeston: Matt Forte (RB, CHI) R2/$15, DeMarco Murray (RB, DAL) R8/$10, Rob Gronkowski (TE, NE) R11/$5
Matador: Michael Vick (QB, PHI) R5/$15, C.J. Spiller (RB, BUF) R11/$5
Seau's Aching Heart: LeSean McCoy (RB, PHI) R2/$15, Mike Wallace (WR, PIT) R3/$15, Mike Williams (WR, TB) R6/$15

**$1,500.00 Collected For Dues & Keepers**
*1st Place: $1,100
*2nd Place: $300
*3rd Place: $100
*Transaction Payments will be used to pay the following:
(1) Division Winners Paid 20% each
(2) Best Record 15%
(3) Most Points 15%
(4) Most Points Scored Single Week 10%

**TRANSACTION COSTS THROUGH December 16, 2012**
Aloisio; Pete - 0 Adds 0 Drops 12 Add/Drops = $24
Baginski; Andrew - 0 Adds 0 Drops 6 Add/Drops = $12
Cannizzarro; Jon - 1 Adds 1 Drops 7 Add/Drops = $18
Cillis; Anthony - 1 Adds 0 Drops 14 Add/Drops = $30
DeCarlo; Chris - 0 Adds 1 Drops 15 Add/Drops = $32
Della; Chris - 2 Adds 1 Drops 23 Add/Drops = $52
Matsen; Drew - 1 Adds 0 Drops 22 Add/Drops = $44
Melnik; Keith - 0 Adds 0 Drops 15 Add/Drops = $30
Murphy; Ryan - 0 Adds 0 Drops 1 Add/Drops = $2
Naake; Spencer - 1 Adds 1 Drops 11 Add/Drops = $26
Shaw; Quinn - 0 Adds 0 Drops 8 Add/Drops = $16
Volper; Ben - 0 Adds 1 Drops 8 Add/Drops = $18

**TOTAL TRANSACTIONS = $304 + $15 Keeper Fee Leftover**

**PROP BET PAYOUTS AS OF December 16, 2012**
Division Winners = $63.80
Most Points = $47.85
Best Record = $47.85
Most Single Week Points = $31.90

**REGULAR SEASON PROP BET WINNERS**
FuckHead Division Winner: Seau's Aching Heart
ShitHead Division Winner: Matador
DickHead Division Winner: Bang Bang Bang!!!
Most Points: Seau's Aching Heart (1,745.32)
Best Record: Bang Bang Bang!!! (10-3)
Most Points Scored Single Week: Seau's Aching Heart (182.16/Week 4)

**TRANSACTION COSTS CONTINUE FOR ENTIRE SEASON -- PROP BETS ONLY APPLY TO REGULAR SEASON MATCHUPS**

**MOST POINTS SCORED SINGLE WEEK STANDINGS**
1. Seau's Aching Heart (Week 4) - 182.16
2. Better Than Allen (Week 4) - 172.72
3. Matador (Week 10) - 165.10
4. Better Than Allen (Week 3) - 161.74
5. Matador (Week 9) - 160.48
6. RayRiceNdThe8Dwarves (Week 2) - 159.06
7. Seau's Aching Heart (Week 1) - 158.82
8. Seau's Aching Heart - (Week 5) - 153.70
9. Aquinn Shaw(Week 8) - 150.86