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    TeamOhCrap Gets Victory over Flatirons, Yet to Lose in Series

    Week 9

    • TeamOhCrap
    • 7-2
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 132.92
    • Flatirons
    • 2-7
    • Weekly Grade: B-
    • 100.92

    TeamOhCrap should pick up the bar tab for Flatirons or something, because they have their number in fantasy football. TeamOhCrap remained unbeaten against Flatirons by winning 132.92 to 100.92. With the win, they also clinched a playoff berth. Jeremy Maclin did the most damage, getting 30.80 points for TeamOhCrap. The last time these teams met, Peyton Manning led with 21.68. This is the largest margin of victory for TeamOhCrap in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Flatirons 106.98 to 88.52 in Week 2.

    Top Players

      • Jeremy Maclin
      • 30.80
      • Jeremy Hill
      • 28.80
      • Ryan Tannehill
      • 28.22
      • Peyton Manning
      • 25.82

    Smooth Moves by TeamOhCrap

    • Even the Wright brothers would be proud of this aerial performance. Jeremy Maclin had 30.80 points, the highest WR score of the week and the ninth-highest WR score in the league this season.
    • Just call him Fred Flintstone, because he was toting the rock all day long. Jeremy Hill had 28.80 points, the highest RB score of the week and the sixth-highest RB score in the league this season.
    • Expect to see some trade offers for Peyton Manning. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 25.82 points.
    • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Julius Thomas scored 10.30 points to rank fifth among TEs in the league this week.
    • Did you use any black magic this week? TeamOhCrap was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Flatirons should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • Left Mohamed Sanu on the bench, where he scored 18.40 points and beat his projected point total by 109.6%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league this week.
    • Picked up the Washington Redskins Defense, which scored only 24.4% of their scoring projection, the lowest percentage on the team.
    • It was not a good week for Flatirons at TE, where they were beaten 10.30 - 4.50.
    • Flatirons had 6 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

    What If

    • If TeamOhCrap played Flatirons every week, they would be 8-1 this season.
    • TeamOhCrap would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Flatirons, TeamOhCrap would be 5-2.
    • TeamOhCrap would be 47-16 if they played every team every week.
    • Flatirons would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, TeamOhCrap would have lost to Flatirons 148.98 - 141.84.
    • Flatirons would be 4-3 if they played the same schedule as TeamOhCrap.
    • Flatirons would be 24-39 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Flatirons has lost seven times and four of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
    • This matchup featured both the highest-scoring team and the lowest-scoring team in the league this week.
    • The margin of victory was the ninth-largest in the league this season.
    • It was the third time this season that Flatirons has had the lowest score in the league.
    • Flatirons has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost three straight games.
    • Two of the starters for TeamOhCrap scored higher than the leading scorer for Flatirons.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Ben Tate needs to step it up! He scored 5.20 points against a projected 15.62 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
    • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Julius Thomas scored 10.30 points against a projected 13.01 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
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