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    SantaMonicaLewinskys Pulls Out Paper-Thin Win Against Alta Loma Longshots to Grab Seventh Place

    Week 9

    • SantaMonicaLewinskys
    • 4-5
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 118
    • Alta Loma Longshots
    • 4-5
    • Weekly Grade: C-
    • 116.15

    Defense wins championships? Nope, that doesn't apply here. Regardless, SantaMonicaLewinskys got some help this week as they found a way to sneak past Alta Loma Longshots 118.00 to 116.15, despite finishing with just the eighth-highest point total this week. SantaMonicaLewinskys shouldn't be too proud of this one, winning despite scoring just 73.2% of their 161.31-points-per-matchup season average. The matchup was frustrating for Alta Loma Longshots (4-5, 1,312.85 points), who not only lost, but also ended up dead last in the league in points. Marshawn Lynch led SantaMonicaLewinskys in scoring this week with 31.30 points.

    Top Players

      • Marshawn Lynch
      • 31.30
      • Russell Wilson
      • 29.05
      • Martavis Bryant
      • 19.70
      • Nick Foles
      • 19.30

    Smooth Moves by SantaMonicaLewinskys

    • Marshawn Lynch led all RBs in the league this week with 31.30 points.
    • SantaMonicaLewinskys is either a fortune teller or really knows his stuff. Robert Quinn, who was picked up by SantaMonicaLewinskys, scored 9.50 points against a projected 5.08, topping his projection by 87.0%.
    • SantaMonicaLewinskys won despite having only 3 of their 12 starters exceed their projected points.
    • Starter Nick Novak put up a zero, but SantaMonicaLewinskys still won.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Yes, your team could have been better. But if you haven't gotten behind the wheel of the bold new Camry yet, that's your real missed opportunity.
    • Left Odell Beckham Jr. on the bench, where he scored 28.60 points and beat his projected point total by 135.6%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league this week.
    • Picked up the Washington Redskins Defense, which scored only 12.0% of their scoring projection, the lowest percentage on the team.
    • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Jason Pierre-Paul, who scored 1.00 point against his projected 4.30.
    • Lost the matchup despite getting SantaMonicaLewinskys on their lowest-scoring week of the season.

    What If

    • SantaMonicaLewinskys would be 8-1 if they played Alta Loma Longshots every week.
    • SantaMonicaLewinskys would have beaten only one other team besides Alta Loma Longshots this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? SantaMonicaLewinskys would have defeated Alta Loma Longshots 199.45 - 164.55 had they played each other last week.
    • SantaMonicaLewinskys would be 6-2 if they played the same schedule as Alta Loma Longshots.
    • If SantaMonicaLewinskys had played every team in the league each week, they would be 38-43.
    • Alta Loma Longshots would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • Alta Loma Longshots would be 1-7 if they played the same schedule as SantaMonicaLewinskys.
    • If they played every team every week, Alta Loma Longshots would be 20-61.

    Game Notes

    • The margin of victory of 1.85 points was the smallest in the league this season.
    • Alta Loma Longshots had the league's lowest score of the week for the first time this season.
    • The 118.00 points scored by SantaMonicaLewinskys is the lowest winning score in the league this season.
    • Eat. Sleep. Beat the streak. SantaMonicaLewinskys was finally able to overcome their three-game losing streak with the win.
    • Alta Loma Longshots saw their four-game win streak come to an end.
    • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Rueben Randle scored 8.90 points against a projected 16.47 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
    • The Cincinnati Bengals Defense did little to help SantaMonicaLewinskys, underperforming versus projections for the fifth straight game with 8.00 points against a projected 10.08.
    • SantaMonicaLewinskys got the best total score from their RBs of any team this week with 44.30 points.
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