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    Greasy boys Draft Report Card


    With a Projected Finish of Fourth, Kale's Glorious Team Isn't Anything to Fear

    Draft Summary

    Andy Dufresne once said that "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." Sadly, hope might be the only thing that Kale's Glorious Team can cling to as their playoff aspirations are dwindling quickly. They picked sixth overall in Fat Kids Wrestling Club League and are forecasted to finish fourth with a record of 7-7-0 (1,633 points). They aimed for having a roster with balance throughout, taking QB Aaron Rodgers (19th overall), RBs Marshawn Lynch (7th) and DeMarco Murray (18th), and WRs Demaryius Thomas (6th) and Roddy White (30th). They have the bottom group of RBs in the league, as they have Murray, Lynch, Ben Tate, and Joique Bell on their team.

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    Week 9 might not be the highest scoring week for Kale's Glorious Team, as their top two projected scorers (Aaron Rodgers and Matthew Stafford) will have a bye week. Taking a look at the entire season from start to finish, they have a tougher-than-average slate. Along with having the second-most grueling overall schedule, Kale's Glorious Team also has the league's toughest first four games and most difficult last four games of the season.

    Draft Notes

    • Brett Favre is Just a Phone Call Away

      Kale's Glorious Team grabbed a couple of QBs (Aaron Rodgers and Matthew Stafford) that'll both be on bye in Week 9, and will be looking for a signal-caller. You can call Brett, but texting him isn't exactly recommended.

    • A Pair of Strengths

      Kale's Glorious Team has two positional units projected to be better than the league average, QB and WR.

    • Losing Focus

      Kale's Glorious Team must have had to leave their draft party early. After tallying the most projected points in the league over the draft's first half, they managed the fewest during the second half.

    • Up and Comers

      Assembling a squad of rising stars is key to fantasy success and Kale's Glorious Team may have done just that, with four players estimated to top their prior-season numbers by a substantial amount.

    • Drink Plenty of Milk

      With an average of 7 years of NFL experience, Kale's Glorious Team has the greatest chance of losing a player to osteoporosis.

    • You Almost Got It Right

      The top half of the Kale's Glorious Team roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 1). The bottom of the roster, unfortunately, is rated as the league's weakest.

    Player Analysis

      • D. Thomas, WR
      • Round 1, Pick 6
      Hands Team

      With sticky hands that would make Spider-Man jealous, Demaryius Thomas has serious value in all PPR leagues. He's projected to catch an NFL-leading 107 balls this year.

      • Marshawn Lynch, RB
      • Round 2, Pick 7
      Is His Jersey Made of Honey?

      Because the projections for Marshawn Lynch are sweet. He's projected to be the seventh-best RB in the league this season.

      • DeMarco Murray, RB
      • Round 3, Pick 18
      An All-Purpose Stat-Stuffer

      DeMarco Murray is projected to finish ninth in the league with 1,457 total yards (1,016 rushing, 441 receiving).

      • Aaron Rodgers, QB
      • Round 4, Pick 19
      Do You Know if Aaron Rodgers is Religious?

      With 376 projected points, Kale's Glorious Team is hoping Rodgers will be the answer to their prayers.

      • Randall Cobb, WR
      • Round 6, Pick 31
      164 More Reasons to Appreciate Randall Cobb

      Cobb ranks 10th in the Fat Kids Wrestling Club League among WRs with 164 projected fantasy points.

    Best Available

    There are four positions that Kale's Glorious Team could look to upgrade, including K, which looks like their biggest area of need.

      • Mason Crosby
      • Rank 207, ADP 99
      • Dan Bailey
      • Rank 209, ADP 103
      • Nick Novak
      • Rank 212, ADP 123
      • Dan Carpenter
      • Rank 223, ADP 128
    • Bye Week Points Lost

      Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

    • Pick Number Minus ADP
      Pick Number

      Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

    • Avg Points by Position vs League
          Team     League

      The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

    • Schedule by Opponent Points

      Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

    How We Grade

    Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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    Greasy boys
    1. (6) Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)
    2. (7) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
    3. (18) DeMarco Murray (Dal - RB)
    4. (19) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
    5. (30) Roddy White (Atl - WR)
    6. (31) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
    7. (42) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
    8. (43) San Francisco (SF - DEF)
    9. (54) Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
    10. (55) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
    11. (66) Joique Bell (Det - RB)
    12. (67) Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)
    13. (78) Jay Feely (Chi - K)
    14. (79) Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR)
    15. (90) Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)
    16. (91) Ben Tate (Min - RB)
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