Landry Detergent Picks Up Win Against Ghetto Gaggers, Moves Up to Eighth Place

Week 7

  • Landry Detergent
  • 3-4
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 147.78
  • Ghetto Gaggers
  • 2-5
  • Weekly Grade: B-
  • 110.24

There's a lot of talk at the water cooler this morning about the performance of Landry Detergent this past weekend. Rightfully so, as they got the highest point total of their season and beat Ghetto Gaggers 147.78 to 110.24. Ghetto Gaggers has had a bad run after losing their third in a row. Ghetto Gaggers, coming off a 157.04 to 148.50 loss against 206FX, saw their scoring fall off this week. Both teams could have scored more points as Landry Detergent had one starter turn in zero points and Ghetto Gaggers also had one. Landry Detergent (3-4, 803.04 points) inches up to eighth place while Ghetto Gaggers (2-5, 905.30 points) sinks into ninth place.

Top Players

    • Lamar Miller
    • 41.10
    • Mike Evans
    • 30.40
    • Ryan Tannehill
    • 27.38
    • Mark Ingram
    • 23.80

Smooth Moves by Landry Detergent

  • Landry Detergent got their highest point total by a player this season from Lamar Miller, who had 41.10 points.
  • Mike Evans felt like the Rodney Dangerfield of football: "no respect at all" with this week's projected points. He scored the sixth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 175.4%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • With 27.38 points, Ryan Tannehill had the eighth-highest score in the league this week.
  • The 23.30 points scored by Jarvis Landry was the fourth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • Starter Jeremy Maclin put up a zero, but Landry Detergent still won.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Remember that time you thought, "I don't need help from your stinking articles. I can beat Landry Detergent on my own." How'd it work out for you?
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Philip Rivers, who scored 31.74 points to rank fifth in the league in scoring.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Charles Clay, who scored 4.10 points against his projected 8.32.
  • The 4.30 points scored by Ameer Abdullah fell short of his 8.90-point projection, the sixth straight game where that has happened.
  • Brandon Marshall had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 8.70 points and recorded only 60.0% of his 14.51-point projection.

What If

  • Landry Detergent would be 1-6 if they played Ghetto Gaggers every week.
  • Landry Detergent would have beaten six other teams besides Ghetto Gaggers this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Ghetto Gaggers, Landry Detergent would be 0-6.
  • If Landry Detergent had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-43.
  • Besides Landry Detergent, Ghetto Gaggers would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Landry Detergent would have lost to Ghetto Gaggers 148.50 - 132.80.
  • If they played the same schedule as Landry Detergent, Ghetto Gaggers would be 2-4.
  • Ghetto Gaggers would be 31-32 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Four of the five losses for Ghetto Gaggers this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • Landry Detergent had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Ghetto Gaggers.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Rashad Jennings had a season-low 1.90 points against a projected 10.66 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • With a combined 53.70 points from their WRs, Landry Detergent got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • With 147.78 points, Landry Detergent had their highest score so far this season.
  • The Toyota Hall of Fame recommends Ghetto Gaggers go on a WINNING streak, instead of a LOSING streak. That one word makes a surprising amount of difference.
  • This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for Ghetto Gaggers.
  • The WRs from Ghetto Gaggers scored the fewest points of any team in the league this week, with only 27.30 points.
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