The Brown Noise Put the Stamp on God Hates My Team for Fourth Consecutive Win

Week 7

  • The Brown Noise
  • 5-2
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 159
  • God Hates My Team
  • 0-7
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 126.6

The Brown Noise has to like where their team is at after they got the highest point total this week to beat God Hates My Team 159.00 to 126.60. The winless 2008 Lions aren't role models, but no one tell that to God Hates My Team. They have yet to crack the win column this year. Tom Brady lit up the scoreboard, as he racked up the second-highest score this week with 33.60 points for God Hates My Team. The Brown Noise (5-2, 977.42 points) remains in second place while God Hates My Team (0-7, 844.70 points) is still looking up at everyone from last place.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 33.60
    • Todd Gurley
    • 32.30
    • Arian Foster
    • 27.00
    • Stefon Diggs
    • 22.70

Smooth Moves by The Brown Noise

  • Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. Todd Gurley had the second-highest RB score of the week and the eighth-highest RB score in the league this season with 32.30 points.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 16.50 points scored by Ladarius Green, who The Brown Noise picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 7.12 by 131.7%.
  • The Brown Noise is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. The Atlanta Falcons Defense, which was picked up by The Brown Noise, scored 9.50 points against a projected 6.99, topping their projection by 35.9%.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Arian Foster. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 27.00 points.
  • Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back with 20.20 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dry your tears, study more articles and forget that your 159.00 to 126.60 loss ever happened.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started the Washington Redskins Defense, which then scored below their 8.09-point projection with 3.00 points.
  • The Brown Noise saw their RBs beat those on God Hates My Team 79.50 - 38.80.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Odell Beckham Jr. scored a season-low 5.50 points, 36.8% of his projected 14.93, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Of the 10 starters on God Hates My Team, 6 underperformed versus their projections.

What If

  • If The Brown Noise played God Hates My Team every week, they would be 6-1 this season.
  • The Brown Noise would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, The Brown Noise would have defeated God Hates My Team 150.28 - 136.68.
  • The Brown Noise would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as God Hates My Team.
  • If The Brown Noise had played every team in the league each week, they would be 44-19.
  • In addition to The Brown Noise, God Hates My Team would have lost to just two other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The Brown Noise, God Hates My Team would be 4-2.
  • If they played every team every week, God Hates My Team would be 31-32.

Game Notes

  • The Brown Noise has had three wins this year where their opponent beat their average score.
  • God Hates My Team has lost seven times and three of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
  • The manager of God Hates My Team was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 126.60 points against a projected 126.23 and beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • The 159.00 points scored by The Brown Noise was the highest in the league this week and the sixth-highest in the league this season.
  • With a combined 79.50 points from the RB position, The Brown Noise got the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
  • It was a tough loss for God Hates My Team, which put up the ninth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • The 32.40-point win by The Brown Noise beat the 9.14-point spread.
  • Justin Tucker had a season-low 5.00 points against a projected 8.13 in the win and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
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