HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife Picks Up Win Against Ghetto Gaggers, Drops Them into Seventh Place

Week 5

  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife
  • 3-2
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 119.94
  • Ghetto Gaggers
  • 2-3
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 95.02

Allen Hurns and Carson Palmer are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife to a victory over Ghetto Gaggers 119.94 to 95.02. They scored 22.10 and 18.44 points, respectively. HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife met their projections and scored 2.0% more than their projected 117.59 points, while Ghetto Gaggers failed to live up to expectations and scored only 76.4% of a projected 124.37. Following a 153.52 to 119.14 win against Fantasy Suicide, Ghetto Gaggers saw their scoring shrink this week. Ghetto Gaggers (2-3, 646.66 points) drops to seventh place and HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife (3-2, 646.80 points) remains in fourth place.

Top Players

    • Le'Veon Bell
    • 22.70
    • Allen Hurns
    • 22.10
    • Carson Palmer
    • 18.44
    • Emmanuel Sanders
    • 17.60

Smooth Moves by HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife

  • Coaches always preach that projections go out the window when the ball is kicked off. Allen Hurns was a true testament to this, scoring 173.9% of his projected score, the highest percentage among the two teams.
  • The Atlanta Falcons Defense, which was picked up by HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife, scored 12.00 points against a projected 7.11, topping their projection by 68.8%.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Emmanuel Sanders posterizing opponents. He had the 10th-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 17.60 points.
  • With 16.20 points versus a projected 11.45, Carlos Hyde exceeded his scoring projection by 41.5%.
  • Even with only 5 of the 10 starters scoring more than their projection, HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • We searched your league's browser history, and guess who studied our articles? HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife did, 119.94 times.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Philip Rivers, who scored 26.10 points to rank eighth in the league in scoring.
  • Percy Harvin was last in the league in scoring and had a season-low -0.10 points.
  • It was a season-low scoring total for Ameer Abdullah, who had 1.10 points. He had a projected total of 12.72 points and this week was the fourth straight game of underperformance versus his projection.
  • The 10.22 points scored by Matthew Stafford was a season-low. He had a projected 19.83-point total, and has now underachieved in three straight games.

What If

  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife would be 3-2 if they played Ghetto Gaggers every week.
  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife would have beaten three other teams besides Ghetto Gaggers this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Ghetto Gaggers, HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife would be 2-2.
  • If HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-19.
  • Ghetto Gaggers would have lost to seven other teams besides HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife this week.
  • Timing really is everything. HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife would have lost to Ghetto Gaggers 153.52 - 111.78 had they played each other last week.
  • Ghetto Gaggers would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife.
  • Ghetto Gaggers would be 23-22 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • It was a season-low point total for Ghetto Gaggers.
  • Ghetto Gaggers got a combined 25.40 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • After scoring 14.70 points against a projected 10.31, James Jones has now exceeded his projection in four straight weeks.
  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife outdid their projection in the win, while Ghetto Gaggers came in under their point expectation. HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife is now 3-1 when overachieving, while Ghetto Gaggers falls to 0-3 when failing to reach their projection.
  • Le'Veon Bell was a bright spot for Ghetto Gaggers in the loss with 22.70 points, the fifth-highest RB score in the league this week.
  • Tell Jamaal Charles to go to a nice restaurant, maybe grab a milk shake, or even take a bubble bath. Because he should forget about this performance. Jamaal Charles was on the winning team, but scored a season-low 8.90 points, only 43.1% of his 20.64-point projection, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • HydeYoKidsHydeYoWife won without much help from Vincent Jackson, who had season lows in both points scored and in scoring only 38.2% of his projected point total.
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