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    Butt Dust Handles Dutch Comeback to Claim League's Top Spot

    Week 13

    • Butt Dust
    • 10-3
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 124.72
    • Dutch Comeback
    • 9-4
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 66.66

    Butt Dust (10-3, 1,341.40 points) must have an incredible vertical, jumping over Dutch Comeback (9-4, 1,312.28 points) and landing in first place after leveling them 124.72 to 66.66. Butt Dust also recorded the highest point total in the league this week. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Butt Dust who gets revenge for a 104.38 to 100.56 close loss to Dutch Comeback in Week 4. Dutch Comeback, coming off a 107.32 to 91.52 loss against Head of State Nate, saw their scoring shrink this week. This game tape won't be broken down at upcoming coaching clinics, as both sides missed scoring opportunities. Butt Dust had one starter turn in zero points and Dutch Comeback had one.

    Top Players

      • St. Louis Rams Defense
      • 32.00
      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 24.92
      • C.J. Anderson
      • 24.50
      • Antonio Brown
      • 23.70

    Smooth Moves by Butt Dust

    • Nabbed the St. Louis Rams Defense, which beat their scoring projection by 332.6% to lead the matchup in scoring.
    • Expect to see some trade offers for Aaron Rodgers. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 24.92 points.
    • Was smart to sit the Baltimore Ravens Defense this week, which had 5.00 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
    • Sat Sammy Watkins, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 1.10.
    • With 24.50 points, C.J. Anderson ranked third in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.

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    • After that performance, we have to wonder if Dutch Comeback cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • Left Joe Flacco on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 23.30 points, beating his scoring projection by 43.8%, which also led the team.
    • Dutch Comeback had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.
    • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Dutch Comeback thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Vernon Davis. However, he scored 1.30 points against a projected 4.85 and has now underachieved in nine straight games.
    • The best offense is a good defense. Dutch Comeback got beat 32.00 - 8.00 by Butt Dust at the DEF position.

    What If

    • If Butt Dust played Dutch Comeback every week, they would be 5-8 this season.
    • Butt Dust would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? Butt Dust would have defeated Dutch Comeback 109.36 - 91.52 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Dutch Comeback, Butt Dust would be 9-2.
    • If Butt Dust had played every team in the league each week, they would be 75-42.
    • Dutch Comeback would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • Dutch Comeback would be 9-2 if they played the same schedule as Butt Dust.
    • Dutch Comeback would be 71-46 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All four of the losses for Dutch Comeback this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
    • The matchup had both the highest-scoring and lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
    • Butt Dust had four starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Dutch Comeback.
    • It was the lowest score of the season for Dutch Comeback. Their 66.66 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week.
    • The margin of victory was the fourth-largest in the league this season.
    • Dutch Comeback scored 66.66 points against a projected 91.79 and underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
    • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 3.30 total points by the WRs on Dutch Comeback was their lowest WR output this season.
    • Dutch Comeback falls to 3-1 in blowout games this season.
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