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    Gronk If Youre Horny Picks Up Win Against GAME OVER

    Week 2

    • Gronk If Youre Horny
    • 1-1
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 73.04
    • 1-1
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 67.44

    Scoring was at a premium for both teams as Gronk If Youre Horny (1-1, 171.08 points) logged just the ninth-highest point total in the league, managing to get past GAME OVER 73.04 to 67.44. It was a painful outing for GAME OVER, who fell to 1-1 (174.92 points) after coming up dead last in points. Giovani Bernard (22.90 points) was the leading scorer for Gronk If Youre Horny, posting the eighth-highest total in the league this week.

    Top Players

      • Giovani Bernard
      • 22.90
      • Nick Foles
      • 17.44
      • Justin Tucker
      • 15.00
      • Julio Jones
      • 14.80

    Smooth Moves by Gronk If Youre Horny

    • Giovani Bernard put up 22.90 points, which was the eighth-highest score in the league this week.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Julio Jones have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 14.80 points.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • GAME OVER should have scored more than 73.04 in order to win. That's Hall Of Fame level insight. 
    • Left Darren Sproles on the bench, where he scored the sixth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 208.7%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Should have started Markus Wheaton, who underachieved, but still had the most points of any WR on the team with 6.00 against a projected 7.59.
    • Heath Miller, who GAME OVER picked up this week, scored below his 5.59-point projection with 1.50 points.
    • It was a poor performance for GAME OVER at WR, where they were outdone by Gronk If Youre Horny 22.30 - 6.70.

    What If

    • Gronk If Youre Horny would be 1-1 if they played GAME OVER every week.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny would not have beaten any other team in the league besides GAME OVER this week.
    • If Gronk If Youre Horny had played every team in the league each week, they would be 6-12.
    • GAME OVER would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Gronk If Youre Horny would have lost to GAME OVER 107.48 - 98.04 had they played each other last week.
    • GAME OVER would be 7-11 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • This matchup featured the two lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny was able to cover the 4.72-point spread in the win.
    • The WRs from GAME OVER scored the fewest points of any team in the league this week, with only 6.70 points.
    • The 73.04 points scored by Gronk If Youre Horny was the lowest winning score in the league this week.
    • Justin Tucker exceeded his projected point total by 45.2% in the loss, scoring 15.00 points against a projected 10.33.
    • No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Matt Forte scored only 3.60 points against his projected 14.63.
    • Both teams scored fewer points than projected this week.
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