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    Gronk If Youre Horny Punishes DMX's Reading Club, Undefeated in the Series

    Week 12

    • Gronk If Youre Horny
    • 4-8
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 146.3
    • DMX's Reading Club
    • 5-7
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 94.18

    Has anyone seen DMX's Reading Club's number? Oh wait, never mind, Gronk If Youre Horny apparently has it. DMX's Reading Club is winless this season versus Gronk If Youre Horny, this time getting dismantled 146.30 to 94.18. This week, Justin Forsett led the way, garnering 31.00 points. That's even more than Julio Jones, who led all players with 28.10 points the last time these teams met. Gronk If Youre Horny won 107.38 to 105.62 in Week 3, and now has a 26.94-point average margin of victory over DMX's Reading Club.

    Top Players

      • Justin Forsett
      • 31.00
      • Peyton Manning
      • 26.08
      • Tony Romo
      • 24.80
      • Matt Forte
      • 23.20

    Smooth Moves by Gronk If Youre Horny

    • Justin Forsett put on one of the season's standout performances with 31.00 points this week. It was the week's highest point total as well as the 15th-most points scored this season.
    • The 24.80 points scored by Tony Romo ranked ninth in the league in scoring. It was also his highest output of the season.
    • Took Mark Sanchez out of the starting lineup, who scored 12.68 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
    • Matt Forte put the team on his back with 23.20 points, the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Julio Jones have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 12.80 points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • DMX's Reading Club probably blew their shot at becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer with that loss, but there's a bright side. Let us know when you find it.
    • DMX's Reading Club left the 16.00 points scored by the Seattle Seahawks Defense on the bench this week. They beat their projected point total by 126.3%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started the Green Bay Packers Defense, which then scored below their 10.30-point projection with 4.00 points.
    • With 2.80 points against a projected 8.88, Kendall Wright was last on the team in scoring and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny saw their RBs beat those on DMX's Reading Club 54.20 - 12.80.

    What If

    • If Gronk If Youre Horny played DMX's Reading Club every week, they would be 8-4 this season.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Gronk If Youre Horny would have defeated DMX's Reading Club 108.64 - 71.66.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny would be 7-3 if they played the same schedule as DMX's Reading Club.
    • If Gronk If Youre Horny had played every team in the league each week, they would be 68-40.
    • DMX's Reading Club would have lost to five other teams besides Gronk If Youre Horny this week.
    • DMX's Reading Club would be 4-6 if they played the same schedule as Gronk If Youre Horny.
    • DMX's Reading Club would be 55-53 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Five of the seven losses for DMX's Reading Club this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny scored 146.30 points, the highest in the league this week and second-highest in the league this season.
    • The 52.12-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and third-biggest in the league this season.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny got a combined 54.20 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
    • With the win, Gronk If Youre Horny snapped their five-game losing streak.
    • It was quite a beating for DMX's Reading Club, who now is 1-2 in blowouts this year.
    • They may need to check dentals records to identidy this victim. DMX's Reading Club had their worst loss of the season, losing by 52.12 points.
    • Gronk If Youre Horny outdid their projection in the win, while DMX's Reading Club came in under their point expectation. Gronk If Youre Horny is now 3-4 when overachieving, while DMX's Reading Club falls to 2-6 when failing to reach their projection.
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    Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 12

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