Pips Clobbers Turd Nuggets for Fourth Straight Win

Week 10

  • Pips
  • 5-5
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 170.47
  • Turd Nuggets
  • 3-7
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 98.38

Pips left it all on the field in this one and put up the highest score this week, stomping Turd Nuggets 170.47 to 98.38. This win served Turd Nuggets a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 1 matchup, 131.88 to 116.32. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Turd Nuggets suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 197.69 to 174.46 loss against OverWeight Under Par. When assigning blame following this loss, Turd Nuggets can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Willie Snead). Pips (5-5, 1,456.65 points) climbs into fourth place and Turd Nuggets (3-7, 1,333.03 points) sinks into ninth place.

Top Players

    • Eli Manning
    • 46.44
    • Charcandrick West
    • 32.10
    • Andy Dalton
    • 31.88
    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 23.30

Smooth Moves by Pips

  • You see what happens when you keep the laces out? Josh Brown scored 16.00 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
  • Rob Gronkowski had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 23.30.
  • If this was college, Eli Manning would expect to get a sleeve of helmet stickers. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring this week with 46.44 points. It was also the fifth-highest score of any player on Pips this season.
  • Charcandrick West put the team on his back with 32.10 points, the second-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Dexter McCluster. He had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 18.93 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • If only we provided some kind of tool, like weekly articles, that would help Turd Nuggets secure a victory. Oh, WAIT, we do.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Derek Carr, who scored 48.28 points to rank fourth in the league in scoring.
  • Did not start Ted Ginn Jr., who underachieved but still scored more than any WR on the team with 12.57 points against a projected 14.62.
  • Turd Nuggets had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for DeSean Jackson during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 6.40 points against a projected 11.50 this week.

What If

  • If Pips played Turd Nuggets every week, they'd be 4-6 this season.
  • Pips would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Turd Nuggets, Pips would be 4-4.
  • Pips would be 44-46 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Pips, Turd Nuggets would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Pips would have lost to Turd Nuggets 174.46 - 173.92.
  • If they played the same schedule as Pips, Turd Nuggets would be 3-5.
  • Turd Nuggets would be 32-58 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Turd Nuggets has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • The 170.47 points by Pips led the league. It is the second time they have led the league in scoring this season.
  • The margin of victory of 72.09 points was the largest in the league this week and fourth-biggest in the league this season.
  • With the win, Pips has a four-game win streak, currently the longest in the league.
  • Turd Nuggets has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost three straight games.
  • Pips bested their projected points again, the fifth time this season they have done so, including a streak of three straight games.
  • With a combined 51.03 points from their RBs, Pips got their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Turd Nuggets got a combined 16.40 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
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