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    F@$# Adam Schefter! Stomps Out Sideburns, Climbs to Sixth Place

    Week 11

    • F@$# Adam Schefter!
    • 6-5
    • Weekly Grade: A
    • 185
    • Sideburns
    • 7-4
    • Weekly Grade: D-
    • 99

    F@$# Adam Schefter! recorded the highest score of the week and destroyed Sideburns 185 to 99. This win served Sideburns a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 2 matchup, 108 to 102. Following a 157 to 107 win against Cobra Kai Dojo, Sideburns saw their scoring fall off this week. F@$# Adam Schefter! (6-5, 1,684 points) climbs into sixth place while Sideburns (7-4, 1,576 points) stays in second place.

    Top Players

      • Matt Forte
      • 34
      • Brandon Marshall
      • 28
      • Randall Cobb
      • 22
      • Jordan Matthews
      • 21

    Smooth Moves by F@$# Adam Schefter!

    • With 34 points, Matt Forte ranked sixth in the league in scoring.
    • Made the right move in benching Mohamed Sanu, who had 5 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on F@$# Adam Schefter!.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Brandon Marshall posterizing opponents. He had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 28 points.
    • With 22 points, Randall Cobb ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
    • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Rob Gronkowski scored 17 points to rank second among TEs in the league this week.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
    • Acquired and benched Jonas Gray, who scored a league-leading 67 points and beat his scoring projection by 656.2%, which also led the league.
    • Should have started the Detroit Lions Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 7 against a projected 12.10.
    • Markus Wheaton was last in the matchup in scoring, finishing below his projection for the first time this season with 1 point against a projected 6.57.
    • Sideburns could have used more points from the TE position, where F@$# Adam Schefter! beat them 17 - 2.

    What If

    • If F@$# Adam Schefter! played Sideburns every week, they would be 4-7 this season.
    • F@$# Adam Schefter! would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • F@$# Adam Schefter! would be 5-3-1 if they played the same schedule as Sideburns.
    • If F@$# Adam Schefter! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 49-47-3.
    • Sideburns would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • Timing really is everything. F@$# Adam Schefter! would have lost to Sideburns 157 - 145 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as F@$# Adam Schefter!, Sideburns would be 5-4.
    • If they played every team every week, Sideburns would be 41-57-1.

    Game Notes

    • F@$# Adam Schefter! had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Sideburns.
    • This matchup featured both the highest-scoring team and the lowest-scoring team in the league this week.
    • The margin of victory of 86 points was the largest in the league this week and fourth-biggest in the league this season.
    • Sideburns was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 99 points.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 18 total points by the RBs on Sideburns was their smallest RB output this season.
    • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Colin Kaepernick scored 17 points against a projected 24.97 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Jerick McKinnon needs to step it up! He scored 13 points against a projected 19.56 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
    • F@$# Adam Schefter! won in a blowout. They are now 2-2 in blowouts matchups this season.
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    Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 11

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