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    Dirty Motherfrackers Beats Multiple Scorgasms and Remains Unbeaten in Head-to-Head Play

    Week 13

    • Dirty Motherfrackers
    • 5-8
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 125.82
    • Multiple Scorgasms
    • 4-9
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 93.1

    Dirty Motherfrackers clinches a spot in the playoffs after taking down Multiple Scorgasms again, this time by a final score of 125.82 to 93.10. This week, Philip Rivers was the key player, getting 46.72 points. It was even higher than the 33.55 points Darren Sproles got the last time these teams played. Adding insult to injury, as Multiple Scorgasms had a starter score zero points (Dwayne Allen). This is the closest win for Dirty Motherfrackers in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Multiple Scorgasms 124.99 to 90.08 in Week 2.

    Top Players

      • Philip Rivers
      • 46.72
      • Ben Roethlisberger
      • 43.20
      • Joique Bell
      • 23.70
      • Jeremy Maclin
      • 16.80

    Smooth Moves by Dirty Motherfrackers

    • Not the best, but in the conversation. Philip Rivers ranked fourth in the league in scoring this week with 46.72 points. It was also the second-highest score of any player on Dirty Motherfrackers this season.
    • Benched Colin Kaepernick, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 6.54 points.
    • Joique Bell put the team on his back with 23.70 points, the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • The 14.00 points scored by the Philadelphia Eagles Defense outpaced their 7.73-point scoring projection by 81.1%.
    • Dirty Motherfrackers won despite having only 5 of their 10 starters exceed their scoring projection.

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    • Did not start Kenny Stills, who scored 29.70 points, surpassing his projected points by 182.9%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Did not start Bishop Sankey, who underachieved but still scored more than any RB on the team with 7.75 points against a projected 10.71.
    • Trent Richardson was last on the team in scoring with 1.20 points against a projected 9.47 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
    • With 2.10 points against a projected 8.13, Terrance West did not meet his projection for the third straight game.

    What If

    • If Dirty Motherfrackers played Multiple Scorgasms every week, they would be 9-4 this season.
    • Dirty Motherfrackers would have beaten four other teams besides Multiple Scorgasms this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? Dirty Motherfrackers would have defeated Multiple Scorgasms 125.19 - 47.80 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Multiple Scorgasms, Dirty Motherfrackers would be 5-6.
    • If Dirty Motherfrackers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-85.
    • Besides Dirty Motherfrackers, Multiple Scorgasms would have been defeated by nine other teams this week.
    • Multiple Scorgasms would be 2-9 if they played the same schedule as Dirty Motherfrackers.
    • Multiple Scorgasms would be 41-102 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Multiple Scorgasms has had, five were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
    • Benny Cunningham did little to help Dirty Motherfrackers, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 0.30 points against a projected 10.02.
    • Multiple Scorgasms got smallest total score from their RB position of any team this week with 9.20 points.
    • The loss was a familiar refrain for Multiple Scorgasms, as they have now dropped six in a row.
    • With a margin of victory of 32.72 points, Dirty Motherfrackers had the third-highest margin in the league this week.
    • Dirty Motherfrackers overachieved in the win, improving to 5-3 when beating their projected points this season, while Multiple Scorgasms falls to 4-4 when scoring above their projected points.
    • With 93.10 points, Multiple Scorgasms ranked 11th in the league in scoring this week.
    • Multiple Scorgasms lost, but Ben Roethlisberger played well, scoring 43.20 points to rank sixth in the league in scoring.
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