Picking 12th, 2 Ball Throat Lotion built a team that probably isn't even worth talking about. It wouldn't be fair to give the good teams a recap and not the bad ones, though, so here goes. They are expected to finish 11th in The Vaginatarian's League with a record of 4-9-0 (1,362 points). They went with a balanced approach early, selecting QB Aaron Rodgers (13th overall), RB Frank Gore (37th), WR A.J. Green (12th), and TE Rob Gronkowski (36th) within the first five rounds. They built the lowest-scoring group of RBs in the league, as they have Gore, Chris Johnson, Danny Woodhead, and James White on their roster.
Week 10 might require some waiver-wire magic from 2 Ball Throat Lotion. They have five players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Taking a look at the entire season from start to finish, they have the hardest slate. In addition to having the most demanding overall schedule, 2 Ball Throat Lotion also has the most difficult last four games of the season.
TE or Bust
Unfortunately, TE is the only strong position on 2 Ball Throat Lotion. Fortunately, there's always next year.
Great Idea, Poor Execution
2 Ball Throat Lotion will need to get busy on the waiver wire in Week 10, as their only TE (Rob Gronkowski) and only K (Adam Vinatieri) will both be off that week.
Get Off My Lawn
With an average of 8.7 years of NFL experience, 2 Ball Throat Lotion is the oldest and by default, least exciting team in the league.
No Back-Up No Cry
Ignoring roster depth, 2 Ball Throat Lotion chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).
A Low Floor, but a High Ceiling?
2 Ball Throat Lotion nabbed a sleeper in James White with pick No. 156.
James White is owned in only 1% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) 2 Ball Throat Lotion has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.
224 More Reasons to Appreciate A.J. Green
- A.J. Green, WR
- Round 1, Pick 12
Green ranks sixth in the The Vaginatarian's League among WRs with 224 projected fantasy points.
A Super Duper Signal-Caller
- Aaron Rodgers, QB
- Round 2, Pick 13
Aaron Rodgers is projected to rack up 379 points this year, enough to rank third among all QBs.
Haters Gonna Hate
- Rob Gronkowski, TE
- Round 3, Pick 36
The rest of The Vaginatarian's League overlooked a gem, and 2 Ball Throat Lotion made the swaggiest pick of the round by grabbing Rob Gronkowski.
If it Ain't Broke
- Frank Gore, RB
- Round 4, Pick 37
Then do fix it? Laughing in the face of decades of fantasy tradition, 2 Ball Throat Lotion didn't grab their first RB (Frank Gore) until the fourth round.
Was Chris Johnson the Best Choice at Pick No. 61?
- Chris Johnson, RB
- Round 6, Pick 61
2 Ball Throat Lotion apparently thinks so. The Jets' RB is only projected to get 159 points this year, after putting up 219 last season.
With five below-average positions on 2 Ball Throat Lotion, RB and DEF are expected to be the worst of those potential areas of need.
- Khiry Robinson
- Rank 149, ADP 123
- Indianapolis Defanse
- Rank 225, ADP 144
- Baltimore Defanse
- Rank 236, ADP 143
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."