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    Beth's Boss Team Humiliates WillieNelson'sGuitar, Moves to 2-0 Head-to-Head

    Week 11

    • Beth's Boss Team
    • 6-5
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 73.92
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar
    • 1-10
    • Weekly Grade: D-
    • 46.34

    Has anyone seen WillieNelson'sGuitar's number? Oh wait, never mind, Beth's Boss Team apparently has it. WillieNelson'sGuitar is winless this season versus Beth's Boss Team, this time getting pummeled 73.92 to 46.34. This week, Kelvin Benjamin was the team leader, picking up 16.90 points. That's a bit of a drop-off from Arian Foster, who led all players with 21.00 points the last time these teams met. To make matters worse, as WillieNelson'sGuitar had a starter score zero points (Montee Ball). Beth's Boss Team now has a 25.11-point average margin of victory over WillieNelson'sGuitar. They won 95.48 to 72.84 in Week 2.

    Top Players

      • Mark Sanchez
      • 17.84
      • Kelvin Benjamin
      • 16.90
      • Antonio Brown
      • 15.10
      • LeSean McCoy
      • 10.60

    Smooth Moves by Beth's Boss Team

    • Took Shayne Graham out of the starting lineup, who scored 4.00 points on the bench, fewer than the starting K.
    • Beth's Boss Team was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Kelvin Benjamin posterizing opponents. He had the seventh-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 16.90 points.
    • Wow, I guess RBs really don't matter much. Beth's Boss Team won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • After that performance, we have to wonder if WillieNelson'sGuitar cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar picked up Cairo Santos, who then fell short of his 8.44-point projection by scoring 6.00 points.
    • Lost the matchup despite getting Beth's Boss Team on their lowest-scoring week of the season.
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar had 7 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.
    • The 3.50 points scored by James Jones fell short of his 8.79-point projection, the fifth straight game where that has happened.

    What If

    • If Beth's Boss Team played WillieNelson'sGuitar every week, they would be 10-1 this season.
    • Beth's Boss Team would have beaten only one other team besides WillieNelson'sGuitar this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Beth's Boss Team would have defeated WillieNelson'sGuitar 84.60 - 65.74.
    • Beth's Boss Team would be 1-8 if they played the same schedule as WillieNelson'sGuitar.
    • If Beth's Boss Team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 50-49.
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar would be 0-9 if they played the same schedule as Beth's Boss Team.
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar would be 13-86 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • WillieNelson'sGuitar scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score in the league this season.
    • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Beth's Boss Team knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 73.92 points against a projected 104.18 and underachieved for the eighth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
    • WillieNelson'sGuitar has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost eight straight games.
    • Beth's Boss Team won by scoring 73.92 points, the lowest winning score in the league this season.
    • Beth's Boss Team had 50.9% of their total score come from the WR position (37.60 points).
    • The margin of victory of 27.58 points was the biggest of the season for Beth's Boss Team.
    • The RBs on WillieNelson'sGuitar collectively had their worst week of the season with only 2.10 points.
    • The Denver Broncos Defense did little to help Beth's Boss Team, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 3.00 points against a projected 8.54.
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