MoreProbableThanNot Draft Report Card


Despite a Powerful Set of RBs, Clubber Lang Embarrassed Themselves

Draft Summary

It was almost too hard to watch as Clubber Lang took the fourth pick and drove any playoff hopes they had right off a cliff. They are projected to finish 3-11-0 (2,153), bad enough for an eighth-place finish in VBowl League. They wanted to shore up any RB concerns early, using three of their first five draft picks to draft RBs Marshawn Lynch (first round), Matt Forte (second round), and Joseph Randle (fifth round). This group will have to produce in order for Clubber Lang to have a good season, as they are the highest-scoring RB duo in the league.

We're not mad. We're just disappointed. Go nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame to make it up to us.


Clubber Lang should use Week 8 to consider life's deeper mysteries, like why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? It will be better to think about that than to check fantasy football. They have three players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the entire season, they have a more-difficult-than-average slate. Along with the third-most grueling overall schedule, both the first four games and last four games of the season are pretty average for Clubber Lang.

Draft Notes

  • Earning Your Paycheck

    Clubber Lang will have some tough decisions to make at WR each week, with a scant projected points difference between their third- (Roddy White), fourth- (Mike Wallace), and fifth-ranked (Eddie Royal) wideouts.

  • TE or Bust

    TE is the only stronger-than-average position group for Clubber Lang.

  • My One and Only

    Ignoring roster depth, Clubber Lang chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

  • Mr. Mendoza

    Jonas Gray is owned in only 5% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) Clubber Lang has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.

Player Analysis

    • Marshawn Lynch, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 4
    He's a Touchy, Feely Kind of Guy

    With 313 touches, Marshawn Lynch is projected to rank fourth in the NFL in that category. How touching, Clubber Lang.

    • Matt Forte, RB
    • Round 2, Pick 17

    Clubber Lang stuck to the tried-and-true fantasy strategy of going RB-RB to start the draft, nabbing Marshawn Lynch and Matt Forte right off the bat.

    • Jimmy Graham, TE
    • Round 4, Pick 37
    Will a Run-Heavy Offense Hurt Production?

    Clubber Lang sure hopes not. Though he might not put up New Orleans-esque numbers, Graham is almost certain to be one of Russell Wilson's favorite targets moving forward.

    • Matt Ryan, QB
    • Round 6, Pick 57
    Do You Know if Matt Ryan is Religious?

    With 448 projected points, Clubber Lang is hoping Ryan will be the answer to their prayers.

    • John Brown, WR
    • Round 8, Pick 77
    A Bit of a Reach

    Clubber Lang went out on a limb with their eighth-round pick. Across all Yahoo! leagues, John Brown has an ADP of 110.1, but he was grabbed at pick No. 77. Patience is a virtue, Clubber Lang.

Best Available

While Clubber Lang is projected to have five below-average positions, WR is clearly their worst unit and should be upgraded first.

    • Marques Colston
    • Rank 89, ADP 110
    • Devin Funchess
    • Rank 96, ADP 119
    • Brandon LaFell
    • Rank 109, ADP 107
    • Kendall Wright
    • Rank 111, ADP 125
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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1. (4) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
2. (17) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3. (24) Jordan Matthews (Phi - WR)
4. (37) Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE)
5. (44) Joseph Randle (Dal - RB)
6. (57) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
7. (64) T.J. Yeldon (Jax - RB)
8. (77) John Brown (Ari - WR)
9. (84) LeGarrette Blount (NE - RB)
10. (97) Mike Wallace (Min - WR)
11. (104) Sam Bradford (Phi - QB)
12. (117) Roddy White (Atl - WR)
13. (124) Eddie Royal (Chi - WR)
14. (137) Jonas Gray (Jax - RB)
15. (144) Green Bay (GB - DEF)
16. (157) Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)
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