How Do I unjoin? Stomps Out Jason Osheim's Team, Streak Climbs to Four

Week 13

  • How Do I unjoin?
  • 5-8
  • Weekly Grade: B+
  • 142.54
  • Jason Osheim's Team
  • 5-8
  • Weekly Grade: F
  • 52.9

Where did you learn how to play fantasy football, Jason Osheim's Team? At the toilet store? No, Brick, they're just that bad. This 142.54 to 52.90 drubbing was the second win in as many games for How Do I unjoin? against Jason Osheim's Team this season. These two teams have been about as close as Michael Crabtree and Richard Sherman. How Do I unjoin? has beaten Jason Osheim's Team by an average margin of 65.27 points this season. Furthermore, How Do I unjoin? puts up a lot of points against Jason Osheim's Team, and has a 160.02-point average score in the series. This is 128.4% of their overall season average. This week, Cam Newton was the team leader, getting 41.14 points. That's still quite a drop-off from Drew Brees, who led all players with 58.30 points the last time these teams met. Adding insult to injury, Jason Osheim's Team had three starters put up zeros. How Do I unjoin? beat Jason Osheim's Team 177.50 to 136.60 in Week 8.

Top Players

    • Cam Newton
    • 41.14
    • A.J. Green
    • 23.30
    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 18.00
    • Frank Gore
    • 16.90

Smooth Moves by How Do I unjoin?

  • Put this performance on the season's highlight reel. Cam Newton led all QBs in scoring this week with 41.14 points, also the third-highest QB score for the season.
  • Wisely sat Carson Palmer this week, who had 24.24 points, the lowest QB score on the team.
  • Made the right move in benching Donte Moncrief, who had 3.80 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on How Do I unjoin?.
  • A.J. Green scored 23.30 points, the eighth-highest WR score in the league this week.
  • Jonathan Stewart scored 16.80 points, which ranked 10th out of all the RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • You gave it the old college try. Unfortunately for you, this isn't college ball. This is professional football at the national level; you know the acronym.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Ben Roethlisberger, who scored 37.86 points to rank third in the league in scoring.
  • Should have started Delanie Walker, who beat his scoring projection with 19.20 points against a projected 11.10.
  • Should have started Calvin Johnson, who underachieved, but still had the most points of any WR on the team with 11.90 against a projected 16.90.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Jason Osheim's Team thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Todd Gurley. However, he scored 4.10 points against a projected 15.47 and has now underachieved in four straight games.

What If

  • If How Do I unjoin? played Jason Osheim's Team every week, they would be 8-5 this season.
  • How Do I unjoin? would have beaten three other teams besides Jason Osheim's Team this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? How Do I unjoin? would have defeated Jason Osheim's Team 133.04 - 59.30 had they played each other last week.
  • How Do I unjoin? would be 6-5 if they played the same schedule as Jason Osheim's Team.
  • If How Do I unjoin? had played every team in the league each week, they would be 45-46.
  • Jason Osheim's Team would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Jason Osheim's Team would be 3-8 if they played the same schedule as How Do I unjoin?.
  • If they played every team every week, Jason Osheim's Team would be 35-56.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Jason Osheim's Team has had, five were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Three of the starters for How Do I unjoin? scored higher than the leading scorer for Jason Osheim's Team.
  • The margin of victory of 89.64 points was the largest in the league this week and biggest in the league this season.
  • With 52.90 points, Jason Osheim's Team scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.
  • How Do I unjoin? won again and is on a four-game winning streak, currently the longest in the league.
  • How nice of you to offer a free win! This was the first time this season that Jason Osheim's Team lost by the biggest margin of the week.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Jason Osheim's Team stalled out again and extended their losing streak to three games.
  • Jason Osheim's Team scored 52.90 points against a projected 68.47 and underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
How Do I unjoin?
Jason Osheim's Team
  • Points by NFL Position
  • Top Players by Points
  • Game Flow

Powered by Automated Insights, the leading provider of personalized content. Learn more.

Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 13

Barry Sanders Det - RB 1991 vs. Minnesota 251 total yards, 4 TDs Sanders was one of the most exciting players to watch in NFL history, and the best performance of his Hall of Fame career, the only one that ranks among the 80 best fantasy lines of the past 45 years (13th best overall), is a 4-TD, 251-total yard heyday against Minnesota in Week 13 of ’91.

The 251 yards was the second-best single-game yards from scrimmage total of a career that would end with him as the NFL’s second all-time leading rusher (until Emmitt Smith eventually surpassed both him and then leader Walter Payton).
Each week of the season we will bring you the top fantasy football performances of the past 10+ years for that week.
Internet Explorer 8 is no longer supported by Yahoo Fantasy. Please download a supported browser.