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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obliterates david's Team, Notches Fourth in a Row

    Week 9

    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 7-2
    • Weekly Grade: D+
    • 68.92
    • david's Team
    • 4-5
    • Weekly Grade: F
    • 34.4

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! benefited from 16.40 points from Mohamed Sanu and another 16.40 from Denard Robinson to demolish david's Team 68.92 to 34.40. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has built consistency and is on a four-game win streak, while david's Team is hurting, having lost their last four. Following an 86.04 to 63.32 loss against ally's Team, david's Team saw their scoring fall off this week. On top of the loss, david's Team had seven starters put up zeroes. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (7-2, 762.34 points) remains in first place and david's Team (4-5, 720.24 points) stays in seventh place.

    Top Players

      • Andre Ellington
      • 19.40
      • Mohamed Sanu
      • 16.40
      • Denard Robinson
      • 16.40
      • Stephen Gostkowski
      • 15.00

    Smooth Moves by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Sat Branden Oliver, who scored 2.60 points, fewer than any RB in the starting lineup.
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is either a fortune teller or really knows his stuff. Denard Robinson, who was picked up by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, scored 16.40 points against a projected 8.51, topping his projection by 92.8%.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Mohamed Sanu have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 16.40 points.
    • In scoring 13.00 points, the Seattle Seahawks Defense put up their largest point total of the year.
    • Did you use any black magic this week? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • david's Team should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • Should have started the Indianapolis Colts Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 5.00 against a projected 6.63.
    • 7 of the 9 starters scored zero points for david's Team.

    What If

    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would be 5-4 if they played david's Team every week.
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would have beaten three other teams besides david's Team this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would have defeated david's Team 134.82 - 63.32.
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as david's Team.
    • If !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 43-38.
    • david's Team would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • david's Team would be 6-2 if they played the same schedule as !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
    • If they played every team every week, david's Team would be 38-43.

    Game Notes

    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had the week's largest margin of victory (34.52 points) for the third time this season.
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning four straight games.
    • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. david's Team lost by the biggest margin of the week for the third time this season.
    • Look here. We're gonna put any recollection of this week in a box, we're gonna lock it up, and we're gonna toss that thing in the ocean. david's Team was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 34.40 points.
    • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 0 total points by the WRs on david's Team was their lowest WR output this season.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Frank Gore needs to step it up! He scored 5.80 points against a projected 10.57 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
    • In games that are blowouts, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is now 4-1, including wins in their last four such matchups.
    • In games that are blowouts, david's Team is now 2-3, including losses in their last three such matchups.
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