The Burgundy Ballerz picked up 26.10 points from Matthew Stafford to stomp SAINTsational Diva 140.20 to 89.42. The Burgundy Ballerz hit their projections and put up 8.5% more than their projected 129.27 points, while SAINTsational Diva failed to live up to expectations and got just 76.0% of a projected 117.65. For SAINTsational Diva, DeAndre Hopkins and Philip Rivers played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 16.40 and 13.62 points, respectively. The outcome could have been worse, The Burgundy Ballerz had a starter score zero points (Gary Barnidge). The Burgundy Ballerz starts the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for third place. SAINTsational Diva opens at 0-1 and in eighth place.