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    Hugh Garrity's Team Spanks Steve's Shit Squad, Climbs to Second Place

    Week 7

    • Hugh Garrity's Team
    • 4-3
    • Weekly Grade: A
    • 113.32
    • Steve's Shit Squad
    • 4-3
    • Weekly Grade: F
    • 62.12

    Hugh Garrity's Team left it all on the field in this one and put up the second-highest point total in the league this week to pummel Steve's Shit Squad 113.32 to 62.12. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 51.20-point margin of victory is the fourth-highest in the league this season. Steve's Shit Squad, coming off a 114.92 to 108.44 win against Guan-man 3K, saw their scoring shrink this week. Hugh Garrity's Team earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting Cody Parkey (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Hugh Garrity's Team (4-3, 701.34 points) climbs into second place while Steve's Shit Squad (4-3, 684.56 points) drops to third place.

    Top Players

      • Russell Wilson
      • 37.12
      • Matt Forte
      • 22.90
      • Philip Rivers
      • 15.20
      • Jordy Nelson
      • 14.00

    Smooth Moves by Hugh Garrity's Team

    • Russell Wilson set the league season-high for total points in a week with 37.12.
    • With 22.90 points against a projected 17.29, Matt Forte ranked sixth in the league in scoring and has now overachieved in three straight games.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Jordy Nelson posterizing opponents. He had the eighth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 14.00 points.
    • Greg Olsen had the third-highest TE score in the league this week with 10.50 points.
    • Even with a zero from starter Cody Parkey, Hugh Garrity's Team was still able to win.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Steve's Shit Squad should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • Left Pierre Garcon on the bench, where he scored 14.70 points to beat his scoring projection by 80.1%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Justin Forsett, who then scored below his 12.05-point projection with 9.50 points.
    • Steve's Shit Squad had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.
    • It was a bad week at RB for Steve's Shit Squad, who was outscored at the position 35.60 - 12.90 by Hugh Garrity's Team.

    What If

    • If Hugh Garrity's Team played Steve's Shit Squad every week, they would be 3-4 this season.
    • Hugh Garrity's Team would have beaten five other teams besides Steve's Shit Squad this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Steve's Shit Squad, Hugh Garrity's Team would be 4-2.
    • Hugh Garrity's Team would be 29-20 if they played every team every week.
    • Steve's Shit Squad would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
    • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Hugh Garrity's Team would have lost to Steve's Shit Squad 114.92 - 113.54.
    • If they played the same schedule as Hugh Garrity's Team, Steve's Shit Squad would be 4-2.
    • Steve's Shit Squad would be 29-20 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • It was the first time this season that Steve's Shit Squad has had the lowest score in the league.
    • Hugh Garrity's Team beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season by scoring 113.32 points against a projected 95.76. They have now overachieved three weeks in a row.
    • It was the fourth-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 51.20 points.
    • All three losses for Steve's Shit Squad this season have been blowout losses.
    • The loss snapped a four-game win streak by Steve's Shit Squad.
    • The WRs on Steve's Shit Squad collectively had their worst week of the season with only 19.62 points.
    • Two of the starters for Hugh Garrity's Team scored higher than the leading scorer for Steve's Shit Squad.
    • Wow, they were beaten down like they owed somebody money. The margin of victory of 51.20 points was the worst loss of the season for Steve's Shit Squad.
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