Stumbling Toddlers Beats Bennett's Badasses, Knocks Them Back into Third Place

Week 9

  • Stumbling Toddlers
  • 6-3
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 169.44
  • Bennett's Badasses
  • 6-3
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 142.96

Stumbling Toddlers has to like where their team is at after they notched the fourth-highest point total this season to take down Bennett's Badasses 169.44 to 142.96. These two teams are tied for fourth place with 6-3 records, but it smells like BS, as Bennett's Badasses knows they're the much better squad, leading in total points 1,257.08 to 1,173.30. Even Pat Benatar would have been proud of how these two teams hit each other with their best shots. Both sides met their expectations, but Stumbling Toddlers put up 23.9% more points than projected to earn the win. Stumbling Toddlers showed some mercy in the win, starting a player with zero points (Vernon Davis).

Top Players

    • Antonio Brown
    • 45.60
    • Derek Carr
    • 33.34
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 28.10
    • Danny Woodhead
    • 23.10

Smooth Moves by Stumbling Toddlers

  • The GM of Stumbling Toddlers will be talking about this one for years. Antonio Brown played like a superhero, posting the most points of the year for Stumbling Toddlers with 45.60.
  • When is Derek Carr going to get some respect from the projections? He ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 33.34 points against a projected 17.80 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
  • Took Jay Cutler out of the starting lineup, who scored 20.60 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • DeMarco Murray put the team on his back with 28.10 points, the third-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Devonta Freeman. He had the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 21.90 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dry your tears, study more articles and forget that your 169.44 to 142.96 loss ever happened.
  • Hate to point fingers for why a team loses, but RIGHT HERE. The St. Louis Rams Defense had a season-low 5.00 points against a projected 13.11 and scored below their projection for the third time this season.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Tom Brady scored a season-low 20.86 points, 77.7% of his projected 26.85, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Only 3 of the 9 starters on Bennett's Badasses underachieved this week, but they still lost.
  • Bennett's Badasses lost even though all three of their WRs scored above their projected points.

What If

  • If Stumbling Toddlers played Bennett's Badasses every week, they'd be 3-6 this season.
  • Stumbling Toddlers would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Stumbling Toddlers would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as Bennett's Badasses.
  • If Stumbling Toddlers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 43-38.
  • In addition to Stumbling Toddlers, Bennett's Badasses would have lost to just two other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Stumbling Toddlers would have lost to Bennett's Badasses 124.54 - 105.64.
  • If they played the same schedule as Stumbling Toddlers, Bennett's Badasses would be 4-4.
  • Bennett's Badasses would be 56-25 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Stumbling Toddlers has had three wins this year where their opponent beat their average score.
  • The top players for Stumbling Toddlers were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Bennett's Badasses.
  • The 169.44 points scored by Stumbling Toddlers was the highest in the league this week and the fourth-highest in the league this season.
  • Although Bennett's Badasses lost, they did put up the fifth-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • The margin of victory of 26.48 points was the biggest of the season for Stumbling Toddlers.
  • In the loss, Eric Decker scored 19.90 points against a projected 14.15 and has now overachieved in six straight games.
  • Allen Robinson scored 18.10 points against a projected 13.35 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in five straight games.
  • After scoring 17.10 points against a projected 13.06, Brandin Cooks has now exceeded his projection in three straight weeks.
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