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One To Rule Them All Puts the Sting on Hingle McCringlebery for Third Consecutive Win

Week 3

  • One To Rule Them All
  • 3-0
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 128.93
  • Hingle McCringlebery
  • 1-2
  • Weekly Grade: F
  • 65.5

Fantasy football owners will accept any point margin to keep a win streak alive, but if you are able to win in a commanding fashion, it makes the streak all the more sweet. That is what One To Rule Them All accomplished this week when they put up the second-highest point total this season, and won their third win in a row to pummel Hingle McCringlebery 128.93 to 65.50. The streak is the result of some high scoring by One To Rule Them All, who owns the highest overall point total in the league this season and is averaging 119.30 points per matchup. Hingle McCringlebery goes to 1-2 and falls to 10th place. One To Rule Them All remains unbeaten and on top of the league having also run over On a Wing & A Prayer (120.53 to 81.97) and The Purple Helmets (108.43 to 78.30).

Top Players

    • Andrew Luck
    • 39.83
    • Antonio Brown
    • 21.00
    • Giovani Bernard
    • 17.40
    • Emmanuel Sanders
    • 16.90

Smooth Moves by One To Rule Them All

  • Andrew Luck set the league season-high for total points in a week with 39.83.
  • With 21.00 points, Antonio Brown had the fourth-highest WR score of the week and the eighth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Giovani Bernard. He had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 17.40 points.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Emmanuel Sanders have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 16.90 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Rob Gronkowski scored 10.40 points to rank third among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Missed Opportunities

  • Remember that thing Hingle McCringlebery did instead of reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame? Shouldn't have done that. 
  • Keenan Allen scored a matchup-low 1.70 points against a projected 8.57 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Did not start DeAndre Hopkins, who scored 13.60 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 85.5%.
  • Did not start Colin Kaepernick, who led the team in scoring with 19.57 points.
  • Hingle McCringlebery had 8 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • One To Rule Them All would be 2-1 if they played Hingle McCringlebery every week.
  • One To Rule Them All would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Hingle McCringlebery, One To Rule Them All would be 1-1.
  • If One To Rule Them All had played every team in the league each week, they would be 28-5.
  • Hingle McCringlebery would have lost to nine other teams besides One To Rule Them All this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, One To Rule Them All would have lost to Hingle McCringlebery 120.13 - 108.43.
  • Hingle McCringlebery would be 2-0 if they played the same schedule as One To Rule Them All.
  • Hingle McCringlebery would be 15-18 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The top players for One To Rule Them All were elite in the matchup, as four of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Hingle McCringlebery.
  • Did Hingle McCringlebery pay admission to see the greatest show on turf? One To Rule Them All had a league-high for the week with 128.93 points, which is the second-highest score in the league this season.
  • One To Rule Them All has beaten their projection every week this season, scoring 128.93 points against a projected 105.33 this week.
  • One To Rule Them All won by the largest margin of victory in the league at 63.43 points.
  • With 13.30 points, Hingle McCringlebery got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • One To Rule Them All ups their record in blowout matchups to 2-0.
  • The 65.50 points put up by Hingle McCringlebery ranked 11th in the league this week.
  • One To Rule Them All got the win despite LeSean McCoy having a season-low 2.20 points and falling short of his projection for the second time this season.
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