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    Holy Heisenberg Picks Apart Koala-Bearz, Moves Up to Fifth Place

    Week 11

    • Holy Heisenberg
    • 6-5
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 89.5
    • Koala-Bearz
    • 2-9
    • Weekly Grade: F
    • 44.33

    Holy Heisenberg got 16.40 points from Coby Fleener and 15.30 from Jeremy Maclin to thrash Koala-Bearz 89.50 to 44.33. It takes a true veteran to maintain focus throughout a season. Holy Heisenberg is whatever the opposite of that is, having dropped their last nine. Alfred Morris led Koala-Bearz with 13.20 points while Marques Colston brought in 5.60. Holy Heisenberg (6-5, 1,108.90 points) climbs into fifth place and Koala-Bearz (2-9, 763.90 points) stays mired in last place.

    Top Players

      • Coby Fleener
      • 16.40
      • Jeremy Maclin
      • 15.30
      • Drew Brees
      • 14.80
      • Alfred Morris
      • 13.20

    Smooth Moves by Holy Heisenberg

    • The 16.40 points scored by Coby Fleener was the highest TE score in the league this week.
    • With 11.00 points, Phil Dawson had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
    • Sat TE Zach Ertz on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 5.50 points.
    • Jeremy Maclin exceeded scoring projections by 54.7%, with 15.30 points against a projected 9.89.
    • Did you use any black magic this week? Holy Heisenberg was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

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    • After that performance, we have to wonder if Koala-Bearz cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • Did not start Calvin Johnson, who underachieved but still scored more than any WR on the team with 5.90 points against a projected 13.06.
    • 8 of the starters on Koala-Bearz underperformed versus their projections.
    • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Koala-Bearz thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Shayne Graham. However, he scored 4.00 points against a projected 9.51 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
    • It was not a good week for Koala-Bearz at TE, where they were beaten 16.40 - 0.30.

    What If

    • If Holy Heisenberg played Koala-Bearz every week, they would be 10-1 this season.
    • Holy Heisenberg would have beaten four other teams besides Koala-Bearz this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? Holy Heisenberg would have defeated Koala-Bearz 100.93 - 48.93 had they played each other last week.
    • Holy Heisenberg would be 7-3 if they played the same schedule as Koala-Bearz.
    • If Holy Heisenberg had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-63.
    • Koala-Bearz would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
    • Koala-Bearz would be 2-8 if they played the same schedule as Holy Heisenberg.
    • If they played every team every week, Koala-Bearz would be 25-96.

    Game Notes

    • Three of the starters for Holy Heisenberg scored higher than the leading scorer for Koala-Bearz.
    • It was the sixth time this season that Koala-Bearz has had the lowest score in the league.
    • The 89.50 points by Holy Heisenberg was their lowest winning score of the season.
    • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Koala-Bearz stalled out again and extended their losing streak to nine games.
    • Holy Heisenberg is now 3-1 in blowout games, including wins in their last two such contests.
    • With a record of 0-5, Koala-Bearz is winless in blowout matchups.
    • With a margin of victory of 45.17 points, Holy Heisenberg had the second-highest margin in the league this week.
    • Koala-Bearz is in last place in the league for the fifth week this season.
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