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    Hingle McCringlebery Picks Up Win Against Holy Heisenberg, Knocks Them Back into Seventh Place

    Week 10

    • Hingle McCringlebery
    • 4-6
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 137.1
    • Holy Heisenberg
    • 5-5
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 100.93

    Hingle McCringlebery got the second-highest point total this week to beat Holy Heisenberg 137.10 to 100.93. Even Pat Benatar would have been proud of how these two teams hit each other with their best shots. Both sides met their expectations, but Hingle McCringlebery put up 34.8% more points than projected to earn the win. Holy Heisenberg had two players rank highly this week. The Philadelphia Eagles Defense scored 31.00 points while Drew Brees put up 22.43. The margin could have been bigger, Hingle McCringlebery had a starter score zero points (Terrance Williams). Holy Heisenberg (5-5, 1,019.40 points) drops to seventh place while Hingle McCringlebery (4-6, 925.73 points) remains in ninth place.

    Top Players

      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 48.50
      • Philadelphia Eagles Defense
      • 31.00
      • Drew Brees
      • 22.43
      • Jimmy Graham
      • 19.60

    Smooth Moves by Hingle McCringlebery

    • Hingle McCringlebery got their highest point total by a player this season from Aaron Rodgers, who had 48.50 points.
    • Jimmy Graham had 19.60 points, the highest TE score of the week and the seventh-highest TE score in the league this season.
    • Wisely sat Colin Kaepernick this week, who had 13.40 points, the lowest QB score on the team.
    • Was smart to sit the Cincinnati Bengals Defense this week, which had 2.00 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
    • The 15.40 points scored by Terrance West, who Hingle McCringlebery picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 10.53 by 46.2%.

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    • Holy Heisenberg may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by Hingle McCringlebery. 
    • Zach Ertz has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 1.70 points versus a projected 6.24.
    • It was a beating at QB for Holy Heisenberg, as they were outscored 48.50 - 22.43 by Hingle McCringlebery.
    • It was not a good week for Holy Heisenberg at TE, where they were beaten 19.60 - 1.70.
    • Of the 9 starters on Holy Heisenberg, 6 underperformed versus their projections.

    What If

    • Hingle McCringlebery would be 5-5 if they played Holy Heisenberg every week.
    • Besides Holy Heisenberg, Hingle McCringlebery would have defeated nine other teams this week.
    • Hingle McCringlebery would be 4-5 if they played the same schedule as Holy Heisenberg.
    • If Hingle McCringlebery had played every team in the league each week, they would be 49-61.
    • Besides Hingle McCringlebery, Holy Heisenberg would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Hingle McCringlebery would have lost to Holy Heisenberg 110.20 - 81.00 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Hingle McCringlebery, Holy Heisenberg would be 3-6.
    • If they played every team every week, Holy Heisenberg would be 53-57.

    Game Notes

    • Four of the five losses for Holy Heisenberg this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
    • Holy Heisenberg bested their projected points again, the seventh time this season they have done so, including a streak of three straight games.
    • In the loss, the Philadelphia Eagles Defense had the highest score of any DEF in the league this season with 31.00 points.
    • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. Hingle McCringlebery got a combined 32.40 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
    • Hingle McCringlebery had their largest margin of victory so far this year at 36.17 points.
    • The 137.10 points scored by Hingle McCringlebery is their highest score of the season and the 10th-highest in the league this season.
    • The win saw Hingle McCringlebery top their projected points, giving them a 4-1 record when beating their projection. Holy Heisenberg also overachieved and falls to 5-2 when doing so.
    • In the loss, Drew Brees had the fifth-highest QB score in the league this week with 22.43 points.
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