Entering the draft with the third overall pick, the expectations were high for UNFUCKWITABLE. Then they drafted. Those expectations quickly vanished with a projected 10th-place finish in Any Given sWATTday League at 2-11-0 (1,241 points). Despite selecting six WRs for their roster, UNFUCKWITABLE may not get what they think they will out of the position. Their WRs are projected to average 126 points this season, fewer than the league average of 136. They ended up with one of the worst groups of RBs in the league, as they have Frank Gore, Reggie Bush, Darren Sproles, and DeAngelo Williams for their rotation.
UNFUCKWITABLE will need to plan ahead for Week 9, as their top two projected scorers (Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson) will be on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have one of the hardest schedules. Along with the second-most demanding overall schedule, both the first four games and last four games of the season are about league-average difficulty for UNFUCKWITABLE.
Afraid to Step Outside Your Comfort Zone?
With seven "low-risk" players among their 15 picks, UNFUCKWITABLE is looking for dependable help.
How Much Tread's Left on the Tires
With an average of 9.2 years of NFL experience, UNFUCKWITABLE is the team most likely to have a player become a grandpa.
Taking Some Time to get Warmed Up
UNFUCKWITABLE got off to a lackluster start, winding up with the weakest projected point total in the league during the first half of the draft.
Team of Champions
UNFUCKWITABLE is rocking a team of fantasy MVPs. Last season, five of their players were among the top-20 players that were on the most first-place fantasy teams, including Calvin Johnson, Julius Thomas, and Reggie Bush.
Taking a Chance
With their ninth-round pick, UNFUCKWITABLE threw caution to the wind. They took Darren Sproles at pick number 83 despite an ADP of 119.2 across all Yahoo! leagues.
The Standard by Which All Others are Measured
- Calvin Johnson, WR
- Round 1, Pick 3
Often the lone wideout taken in the first round in 2013, Megatron lived up to the expectations and was owned on more playoff teams across Yahoo! than any other WR.
Which Do You Want First, the Good News or the Bad?
- Julius Thomas, TE
- Round 2, Pick 18
Despite being an above-average player at his position, the selection of Julius Thomas had less value than any other pick of the round.
How Rebellious of You
- Reggie Bush, RB
- Round 3, Pick 23
UNFUCKWITABLE said 'no' to the tradition of fantasy drafting a RB early, waiting until the third round to pick up their first (Reggie Bush).
- Frank Gore, RB
- Round 5, Pick 43
With 8.7 rushing TDs, Frank Gore is projected to finish seventh in the NFL in that category.
A Super Duper Signal-Caller
- M. Stafford, QB
- Round 6, Pick 58
Matthew Stafford is projected to rack up 310 points this year, enough to rank fourth among all QBs.
UNFUCKWITABLE has three positions where an upgrade could be beneficial, with RB being the most immediate need.
- Andre Williams
- Rank 121, ADP 124
- LeGarrette Blount
- Rank 123, ADP 125
- Terrance West
- Rank 127, ADP 122
- Ahmad Bradshaw
- Rank 129, ADP 124
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."