bottle toke ninjas Gets Win over stank danks, Moves to Sixth Place

Week 9

  • bottle toke ninjas
  • 5-4
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 155.04
  • stank danks
  • 5-4
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 134.8

bottle toke ninjas has probably been eagerly awaiting all the good news that's coming to them in this recap after they scored the highest point total in the league this week and beat stank danks 155.04 to 134.80. Even Pat Benatar would have been proud of how these two teams hit each other with their best shots. Both sides met their expectations, but bottle toke ninjas put up 31.5% more points than projected to earn the win. stank danks was led by the tag team of Lamar Miller, with 29.60 points, and Jay Cutler, who scored 18.60. The margin could have been larger, bottle toke ninjas had three starters score zero points. bottle toke ninjas (5-4, 1,099.50 points) climbs into sixth place and stank danks (5-4, 1,136.04 points) drops to fifth place.

Top Players

    • DeAngelo Williams
    • 37.50
    • Drew Brees
    • 32.38
    • Lamar Miller
    • 29.60
    • Dez Bryant
    • 18.90

Smooth Moves by bottle toke ninjas

  • Picked up DeAngelo Williams, who led the matchup in scoring and beat his projection by a matchup-leading 167.5%.
  • The 32.38 points scored by Drew Brees was the third-highest QB score of the week and is the sixth-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • The 18.90 points scored by Dez Bryant was the seventh-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • The 15.70 points scored by Martellus Bennett was the third-highest point total among TEs in the league this week.
  • Even with three starters scoring zero points, bottle toke ninjas was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Now that stank danks got that embarrassing loss out of the way, let's work on our Toyota Hall of Fame potential.
  • stank danks was dominated at the TE position, scoring 6.70 points versus the 15.70 for bottle toke ninjas.
  • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 6.70 points for Rob Gronkowski this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 48.6% of a projected point total of 13.80.
  • Luke Kuechly was last on the team in scoring with 4.00 points against a projected 4.72 and underachieved for the second time this season.
  • stank danks lost despite having only 5 of their 12 starters score less than their projected points.

What If

  • bottle toke ninjas would be 4-5 if they played stank danks every week.
  • bottle toke ninjas would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • bottle toke ninjas would be 5-3 if they played the same schedule as stank danks.
  • If bottle toke ninjas had played every team in the league each week, they would be 56-43.
  • stank danks would have lost to just three other teams besides bottle toke ninjas this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, bottle toke ninjas would have lost to stank danks 155.26 - 139.50.
  • stank danks would be 5-3 if they played the same schedule as bottle toke ninjas.
  • stank danks would be 61-38 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the four losses for stank danks this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • bottle toke ninjas had a league-high for the week with 155.04 points, which is the eighth-highest score in the league this season.
  • stank danks bested their projected points again, the seventh time this season they have done so, including a streak of five straight games.
  • bottle toke ninjas got a combined 54.20 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
  • Don't you hate that person that always has to one-up everybody? stank danks scored 134.80 points and lost. It is the fourth-highest losing score in the league this season.
  • The 20.24-point win by bottle toke ninjas beat the 1.55-point spread.
  • Chandler Jones scored 4.00 points against a projected 3.05 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in four straight games.
  • Two of the starters for bottle toke ninjas scored higher than the leading scorer for stank danks.
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