Geno 911 Rocks punt muffin cunts, Streak Now at Four

Week 9

  • Geno 911
  • 6-3
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 124.64
  • punt muffin cunts
  • 2-7
  • Weekly Grade: C-
  • 79.16

Geno 911 picked up 23.80 points from Jordan Matthews and 20.70 from Allen Hurns to wallop punt muffin cunts 124.64 to 79.16. punt muffin cunts can't find any answers, having lost their last four. On the other hand, Geno 911 has had much better fortune after winning their fourth straight. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, punt muffin cunts suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 155.26 to 106.88 loss against stank danks. Both teams left points off the scoreboard in this one, as Geno 911 started one player with zero points and punt muffin cunts also served up two. Geno 911 (6-3, 1,121.34 points) climbs into second place while punt muffin cunts (2-7, 971.52 points) stays down in 11th place.

Top Players

    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 33.96
    • Jordan Matthews
    • 23.80
    • Allen Hurns
    • 20.70
    • Tyrod Taylor
    • 15.64

Smooth Moves by Geno 911

  • With 23.80 points, Jordan Matthews, who Geno 911 picked up this week, beat his 10.16-point projection by 134.3%.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Allen Hurns posterizing opponents. He had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 20.70 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Greg Olsen scored 14.60 points to rank fourth among TEs in the league this week.
  • Starter Khalil Mack put up a zero, but Geno 911 still won.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Geno 911 won despite having only 5 of their 12 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • If only we provided some kind of tool, like weekly articles, that would help punt muffin cunts secure a victory. Oh, WAIT, we do.
  • Should've started Jason Witten, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting TE with 7.30 against a projected 7.88.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Dwayne Harris, who then scored below his 7.20-point projection with 1.10 points.
  • punt muffin cunts would have welcomed more points at WR, where Geno 911 topped them 52.50 - 7.80.
  • Clay Matthews has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 1.00 point versus a projected 4.26.

What If

  • If Geno 911 played punt muffin cunts every week, they'd be 6-3 this year.
  • Besides punt muffin cunts, Geno 911 would have defeated four other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Geno 911 would have defeated punt muffin cunts 144.26 - 106.88.
  • Geno 911 would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as punt muffin cunts.
  • If Geno 911 had played every team in the league each week, they would be 61-38.
  • punt muffin cunts would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Geno 911, punt muffin cunts would be 3-5.
  • punt muffin cunts would be 39-60 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • punt muffin cunts has lost seven times and four of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
  • Geno 911 beat their scoring projection for the seventh time this season by scoring 124.64 points against a projected 124.13. They have now overachieved five weeks in a row.
  • With 79.16 points, punt muffin cunts was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season.
  • Geno 911 won again and is on a four-game winning streak, currently the longest in the league.
  • Geno 911 had their lowest winning score of the season with 124.64 points.
  • The WRs on Geno 911 collectively had their best week of the season with 52.50 points.
  • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 3.40 total points by the RBs on punt muffin cunts was their smallest RB output this season.
  • The 45.48-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for Geno 911 and ninth-largest in the league this season.
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