punt muffin cunts Gets Victory Against Puss Pounders, Fans Flames of Failure

Week 5

  • punt muffin cunts
  • 2-3
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 135.74
  • Puss Pounders
  • 1-4
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 117.34

punt muffin cunts registered the second-highest score in the league this week to take down Puss Pounders 135.74 to 117.34. Puss Pounders is coming apart after losing their fourth in a row. Puss Pounders was coming off a 101.32 to 87.54 loss against Carlos Danger and saw their scoring improve this week. punt muffin cunts (2-3, 613.14 points) remains in ninth place and Puss Pounders (1-4, 544.60 points) stays locked in the cellar.

Top Players

    • Doug Martin
    • 35.30
    • Andy Dalton
    • 28.04
    • Matt Forte
    • 19.40
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 17.54

Smooth Moves by punt muffin cunts

  • Try to beat that! Doug Martin scored the most points of any player on punt muffin cunts this season with 35.30.
  • James Jones has now overachieved in every game this season after scoring 15.20 points against a projected 10.31.
  • This is the bar, and this is the team jumping over it. punt muffin cunts had 8 of their 12 starters exceed their projected points.
  • With 14.00 points versus a projected 5.86, the Seattle Seahawks Defense exceeded their scoring projection by 138.9%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • You gave it the old college try. Unfortunately for you, this isn't college ball. This is professional football at the national level; you know the acronym.
  • Missed out on an opportunity by leaving the 22.70 points scored by Andre Johnson on the bench this week. He outperformed his projected point total by 327.5%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
  • Eric Weddle was last on the team in scoring with 0.50 points, 13.6% of his projected 3.69, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Amari Cooper scored a season-low 6.90 points, 61.2% of his projected 11.28, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Only 6 of the 12 starters on Puss Pounders underachieved this week, but they still lost.

What If

  • punt muffin cunts would be 4-1 if they played Puss Pounders every week.
  • punt muffin cunts would have beaten nine other teams besides Puss Pounders this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? punt muffin cunts would have defeated Puss Pounders 108.26 - 87.54 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Puss Pounders, punt muffin cunts would be 3-1.
  • If punt muffin cunts had played every team in the league each week, they would be 35-20.
  • Besides punt muffin cunts, Puss Pounders would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as punt muffin cunts, Puss Pounders would be 0-4.
  • Puss Pounders would be 19-36 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the four losses for Puss Pounders this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Puss Pounders scored 117.34 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.
  • punt muffin cunts scored 135.74 points against a projected 105.82 and beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Puss Pounders has lost four straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • The 38.40 points by the RBs on punt muffin cunts was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Puss Pounders got a combined 24.20 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • The margin of victory of 18.40 points was the biggest of the season for punt muffin cunts.
  • After scoring 11.30 points against a projected 8.92, Travis Benjamin has now exceeded his projection in three straight weeks.
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