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    SnakeBite Tramples the burners, Moves Up to Sixth Place

    Week 14

    • SnakeBite
    • 6-8
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 125.28
    • the burners
    • 10-4
    • Weekly Grade: F
    • 42.92

    SnakeBite trashed the burners 125.28 to 42.92 while also impressing Willie Nelson with the second-highest point total in the league this week. This win served the burners a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 5 matchup, 116.96 to 97.74. Following a 127.28 to 82.66 loss against Sabo's Splendid Team, the burners saw their scoring drop off this week. To make matters worse, the burners had a starter score zero points (Ahmad Bradshaw). SnakeBite (6-8, 1,396.80 points) climbs into sixth place while the burners (10-4, 1,274.12 points) stays in second place.

    Top Players

      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 27.88
      • C.J. Anderson
      • 23.80
      • Eddie Lacy
      • 22.60
      • Odell Beckham Jr.
      • 19.90

    Smooth Moves by SnakeBite

    • With 27.88 points, Aaron Rodgers ranked ninth in the league in scoring.
    • Made a good move in sitting Denard Robinson this week. He brought in 3.00 points, the fewest of any RB on the team.
    • With 23.80 points, C.J. Anderson ranked fourth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
    • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Eddie Lacy. He had the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 22.60 points.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Odell Beckham Jr. have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 19.90 points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • After that performance, we have to wonder if the burners cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • Did not start Greg Olsen, who beat his projected point total by 74.0%, which was the highest percentage of either team.
    • Left Arian Foster on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 20.80 points.
    • Should have started Colin Kaepernick, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 11.56 against a projected 17.47.
    • Did not start Michael Crabtree, who underachieved but still scored more than any WR on the team with 5.60 points against a projected 7.63.

    What If

    • If SnakeBite played the burners every week, they would be 8-6 this season.
    • Besides the burners, SnakeBite would have defeated seven other teams this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, SnakeBite would have defeated the burners 104.22 - 82.66.
    • SnakeBite would be 8-4 if they played the same schedule as the burners.
    • If SnakeBite had played every team in the league each week, they would be 79-47.
    • the burners would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as SnakeBite, the burners would be 7-5.
    • the burners would be 76-50 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Three of the four losses for the burners this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
    • Four of the starters for SnakeBite scored higher than the leading scorer for the burners.
    • It was the third-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 82.36 points.
    • the burners has lost three straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
    • the burners was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 42.92 points.
    • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. SnakeBite got a combined 46.40 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
    • Steven Jackson scored 13.60 points against a projected 8.85 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
    • In games that are blowouts, the burners is now 5-3, including losses in their last three such matchups.
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    Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 14

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