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    Schmenks Beats Diaper Genies to Grab Third Place

    Week 8

    • Schmenks
    • 5-3
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 175.35
    • Diaper Genies
    • 4-4
    • Weekly Grade: A
    • 165.28

    Has anyone seen Diaper Genies's number? Oh wait, never mind, Schmenks has it. Diaper Genies lost again to Schmenks, this time getting defeated 175.35 to 165.28. This week, Arian Foster was the reason for the win, putting up 35.30 points. It was even higher than the 31.32 points Matt Ryan got the last time these teams played. Did Michael Floyd receive a red card because he didn't score any points? Wait, this is football, not soccer. Regardless, Schmenks was still able to pull out the win, despite being a man down. This is the tightest win for Schmenks in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Diaper Genies 133.84 to 115.10 in Week 1.

    Top Players

      • Ben Roethlisberger
      • 44.78
      • Arian Foster
      • 35.30
      • Andrew Luck
      • 27.40
      • Jamaal Charles
      • 23.70

    Smooth Moves by Schmenks

    • Arian Foster ranked second in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Schmenks this season with 35.30 points.
    • Jamaal Charles scored 23.70 points, which ranked third out of all the RBs in the league this week.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Sammy Watkins have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.70 points.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Randall Cobb posterizing opponents. He had the 10th-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18.60 points.
    • Beat Diaper Genies, which had their highest-scoring week of the season.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
    • Had a chance to start Brandin Cooks, who outdid his scoring projection of 11.51 points by scoring 21.80 points.
    • Jordy Nelson had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 2.50 points and recorded only 17.2% of his 14.50-point projection.
    • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 5.90 points for Mike Wallace this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 66.0% of a projected point total of 8.94.
    • Only 5 of the 11 starters on Diaper Genies underachieved this week, but they still lost.

    What If

    • If Schmenks played Diaper Genies every week, they would be 5-3 this season.
    • Schmenks would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? Schmenks would have defeated Diaper Genies 153.52 - 145.31 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Diaper Genies, Schmenks would be 5-1.
    • Schmenks would be 33-23 if they played every team every week.
    • Diaper Genies would have lost to just two other teams besides Schmenks this week.
    • Diaper Genies would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as Schmenks.
    • If they played every team every week, Diaper Genies would be 30-26.

    Game Notes

    • Three of the five wins for Schmenks this season have come despite their opponent scoring a season-high that week.
    • Three of the four losses for Diaper Genies this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
    • With 175.35 points, Schmenks had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
    • Diaper Genies got a combined 72.18 points from their QBs, the highest combined scoring output from the QB position for any team this season.
    • Ben Roethlisberger led the league in scoring in the loss. He also had the highest score of any QB in the league this season with 44.78 points.
    • Schmenks got a combined 68.50 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
    • Diaper Genies scored 165.28 points and lost. It is the highest losing score in the league this season.
    • Schmenks won by 10.07 points, covering the 4.49-point spread.
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