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Schmenks Snatches One from Diaper Genies

Week 1

  • Schmenks
  • 1-0
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 133.84
  • Diaper Genies
  • 0-1
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 116

Schmenks (1-0) got the highest score of the week from Matt Ryan to beat Diaper Genies (0-1) 133.84 - 116.00 in a battle of lead changes. Going into Sunday, Diaper Genies got out in front 22.80 - 11.80. That advantage lasted as long as an ice cube on a summer day and they trailed 88.92 - 62.80 after the early Sunday games. The lead switched direction again after the Sunday night game, and Diaper Genies had a 116.00 - 109.22 edge. Schmenks closed them out as if they were a Blockbuster store with a comeback on Monday night, thanks to 12.52 points from Philip Rivers.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 31.32
    • Andrew Luck
    • 28.40
    • A.J. Green
    • 19.60
    • Ben Roethlisberger
    • 17.00

Smooth Moves by Schmenks

  • Matt Ryan is making an early case for League MVP with a league-leading 31.32 points this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and A.J. Green have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 19.60 points.
  • The 12.10 points scored by Michael Floyd outpaced his 9.02-point scoring projection by 34.1%.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Schmenks won despite having only 5 of their 11 starters exceed their projected points.
  • All three of the starting WRs scored above their projected points.

Toyota Missed Opportunities

  • After that performance, we have to wonder if Diaper Genies cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
  • Missed out on an opportunity by leaving the 10.00 points scored by Terrance West on the bench this week. He outperformed his projected point total by 124.7%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league.
  • Should have started Brandin Cooks, who beat his scoring projection with 15.50 points against a projected 8.77.
  • The best offense is a good defense. Diaper Genies got beat 11.20 - 4.50 by Schmenks at the DEF position.
  • 6 of the starters on Diaper Genies scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • Besides Diaper Genies, Schmenks would have defeated four other teams this week.
  • If Schmenks had scored 32.04 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
  • Besides Schmenks, Diaper Genies would have been defeated by three other teams this week.
  • If Diaper Genies had scored 30.64 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

  • The 17.84-point win by Schmenks beat the 10.70-point spread.
  • Diaper Genies had the highest losing score in the league this week with 116.00 points.
  • In the loss, Andrew Luck ranked third in the league in scoring with 28.40 points.
  • In the loss, Vernon Davis had the second-highest TE score in the league this week with 16.40 points.
  • In the loss, Roddy White had the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week with 13.20 points.
  • Diaper Genies got 45.40 points from their QBs, the second-highest combined scoring output from the QB position for any team this week.
  • Birds of a feather really do flock together. Schmenks got 43.50 points from their WRs, the second-highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • Schmenks might want to see a chiropractor, because they were carrying Jamaal Charles on their back the whole week. He was on the winning team, but only scored 3.40 points against his projected 16.24.
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