Picking late (ninth overall), Dutch's bitch Chris did what they could with what they were given. While this team isn't a juggernaut by any means, it's a team capable of reaching the playoffs if the chips fall their way. They are expected to finish third in Tilt B Shift with a record of 11-3-0 (2,462 points). If they have a bad season, it won't be due to a lack of wide receivers, as they used three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Jordy Nelson (third round), Allen Robinson (fourth round), and Travis Benjamin (fifth round). They also built the top group of RBs in the league, as they added David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott, and Rashad Jennings to the team.
Week 5 might require some artful managing from Dutch's bitch Chris. They have five players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the entire season, they have a harder-than-average schedule. Corresponding with the fifth-most grueling overall schedule, Dutch's bitch Chris also has the second-toughest first four games of the season.
TE is the strongest position for Dutch's bitch Chris, though DEF and K aren't too shabby either.
Separating the Wheat from the Chaff
At three different positions, Dutch's bitch Chris picked up projected top-two players (David Johnson, Jordan Reed, and Carolina).
Defense Wins Championships?
Dutch's bitch Chris chose to go with two DEFs instead of loading up at other spots.
The Bargain Whisperer
Dutch's bitch Chris was hunting for deals throughout the draft, snapping up four steals in the first 10 rounds (including Brandin Cooks, Drew Brees, and Allen Robinson).
No Back-Up Necessary
Going with just a single TE (Jordan Reed) and K (Chris Boswell), Dutch's bitch Chris opted to add depth at other positions.
Dutch's bitch Chris may have found a gem in the ninth round, grabbing Brandin Cooks (89th overall pick vs. ADP of 21.8).
- E. Elliott, RB
- Round 1, Pick 9
If Dutch's bitch Chris had a nickel for every time Ezekiel Elliott is projected to touch the ball this season, they'd have 293 nickels.
- David Johnson, RB
- Round 2, Pick 12
Dutch's bitch Chris stuck to the tried-and-true fantasy strategy of going RB-RB to start the draft, taking Ezekiel Elliott and David Johnson before targeting other positions.
- Jordy Nelson, WR
- Round 3, Pick 29
Dutch's bitch Chris chose a WR who's highly likely to turn a deep ball into TD gold. Jordy Nelson is projected to rank fifth among NFL WRs in plays over 40 yards with 5.3 and TDs over 40 yards with 2.
Throwing Caution to the Wind
- T. Benjamin, WR
- Round 5, Pick 49
They grabbed Travis Benjamin with the 49th pick, even though his ADP is only 119.3 across all Yahoo! leagues.
A Large Target for the QB
- Jordan Reed, TE
- Round 6, Pick 52
Jordan Reed ranks second in the Tilt B Shift League among TEs with 234 projected fantasy points.
Dutch's bitch Chris has a legit team overall with no subpar positions, but RB is one position they may want to improve if they feel like tinkering.
- Ryan Mathews
- Rank 57, ADP 71
- Arian Foster
- Rank 61, ADP 86
- Danny Woodhead
- Rank 90, ADP 117
- Ameer Abdullah
- Rank 100, ADP 113
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."