Hates The Pats Puts the Sting on Football_Baby!, Grabs Fourth Place

Week 12

  • Hates The Pats
  • 7-5
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 173.3
  • Football_Baby!
  • 4-8
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 98.85

Hates The Pats left it all on the field in this one and got the third-highest point total this season to easily dispatch Football_Baby! 173.30 to 98.85. With the win, Hates The Pats clinches a playoff spot. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Hates The Pats who gets revenge for a 169.90 to 110.30 waxing by Football_Baby! in Week 3. Adding insult to injury, Football_Baby! had a starter score zero points (Ted Ginn Jr.). Hates The Pats (7-5, 1,490.40 points) climbs into fourth place while Football_Baby! (4-8, 1,379.85 points) stays in seventh place.

Top Players

    • Russell Wilson
    • 48.65
    • Jarvis Landry
    • 29.55
    • T.Y. Hilton
    • 24.50
    • Carson Palmer
    • 20.15

Smooth Moves by Hates The Pats

  • Russell Wilson scored 48.65 points, the highest of any player on Hates The Pats this season.
  • The Cincinnati Bengals Defense, which was picked up by Hates The Pats, scored 18.30 points against a projected 10.85, topping their projection by 68.7%.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Jarvis Landry have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 29.55 points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just T.Y. Hilton posterizing opponents. He had the eighth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 24.50 points.
  • Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 6 of the 9 starters on Hates The Pats exceeded their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • We searched your league's browser history, and guess who studied our articles? Hates The Pats did, 173.30 times.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Nick Novak, who then scored below his 9.03-point projection with 6.00 points.
  • The WRs on Football_Baby! let them down, resulting in a 65.65 - 25.15 difference at the position.
  • Football_Baby! needed more points from the QB position, where Hates The Pats beat them 48.65 - 20.15.
  • Football_Baby! had no luck at the K position, losing the point battle 13.00 - 6.00 to Hates The Pats.

What If

  • If Hates The Pats played Football_Baby! every week, they would be 9-3 this season.
  • Hates The Pats would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Hates The Pats would have defeated Football_Baby! 100.30 - 90.85 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Football_Baby!, Hates The Pats would be 7-3.
  • If Hates The Pats had played every team in the league each week, they would be 66-42.
  • Football_Baby! would have lost to six other teams besides Hates The Pats this week.
  • Football_Baby! would be 3-6-1 if they played the same schedule as Hates The Pats.
  • If they played every team every week, Football_Baby! would be 46-61-1.

Game Notes

  • Four of the eight losses for Football_Baby! this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • Three of the starters for Hates The Pats scored higher than the leading scorer for Football_Baby!.
  • It was the second-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 74.45 points.
  • Hates The Pats had a league-high for the week with 173.30 points, which is the third-highest score in the league this season.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Football_Baby! knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 98.85 points against a projected 119.02 and underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • They may need to check dentals records to identify this victim. Football_Baby! had their worst loss of the season, losing by 74.45 points.
  • In games that are blowouts, Hates The Pats is now 2-1, including wins in their last two such matchups.
  • In games that are blowouts, Football_Baby! is now 1-2, including losses in their last two such matchups.
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