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    donldsterlngsBitches Overwhelms beats by ray, Streak Climbs to Three

    Week 9

    • donldsterlngsBitches
    • 7-2
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 124
    • beats by ray
    • 2-7
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 70

    donldsterlngsBitches picked up their third win in as many matchups when they annihilated beats by ray 124 to 70, recording the fifth-highest score of the season. The streak is the result of some high scoring by donldsterlngsBitches, who owns the third-highest overall point total in the league this season and is averaging 91.22 points per matchup. To make matters worse, beats by ray got zero points from Lance Kendricks. beats by ray remains in 13th place with a 2-7 record. donldsterlngsBitches is in second place having also recently knocked over Tebowing your mom (102 to 79) and QuarterSacks (86 to 58).

    Top Players

      • Ben Roethlisberger
      • 51
      • Marshawn Lynch
      • 25
      • Adam Vinatieri
      • 19
      • Denard Robinson
      • 16

    Smooth Moves by donldsterlngsBitches

    • Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. Marshawn Lynch had the second-highest RB score of the week and the 10th-highest RB score in the league this season with 25 points.
    • Ben Roethlisberger had the second-most points in the league this season with 51, leading the league in points for the week.
    • Benched Carson Palmer, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 28 points.
    • With 15 points, Odell Beckham Jr. ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
    • Dwayne Allen has now overachieved in three straight games after scoring 10 points against a projected 5.86.

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    • beats by ray probably blew their shot at becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer with that loss, but there's a bright side. Let us know when you find it.
    • Did not start Mike Evans, who scored 24 points, surpassing his projected points by 271.5%, the sixth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Philip Rivers was last in the matchup in scoring with a season-low -2 points.
    • 5 of the starters on beats by ray scored less than their projected points.
    • beats by ray got a zero from Lance Kendricks after expecting a projected 3.60-point total.

    What If

    • donldsterlngsBitches would be 3-6 if they played beats by ray every week.
    • Besides beats by ray, donldsterlngsBitches would have defeated 13 other teams this week.
    • donldsterlngsBitches would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as beats by ray.
    • If donldsterlngsBitches had played every team in the league each week, they would be 82-51-2.
    • Besides donldsterlngsBitches, beats by ray would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
    • Timing really is everything. donldsterlngsBitches would have lost to beats by ray 107 - 86 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as donldsterlngsBitches, beats by ray would be 6-2.
    • If they played every team every week, beats by ray would be 95-36-4.

    Game Notes

    • Five of the seven losses for beats by ray this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
    • donldsterlngsBitches bested their projected points again, the sixth time this season they have done so, including a streak of three straight games.
    • The margin of victory of 54 points was the biggest of the season for donldsterlngsBitches and fourth-largest in the league this season.
    • donldsterlngsBitches had their highest score of the season and the fifth-highest in the league this season with 124 points.
    • With 70 points, beats by ray had their lowest output of the season.
    • donldsterlngsBitches beat beats by ray at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for beats by ray.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Rueben Randle needs to step it up! He scored 4 points against a projected 10.64 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
    • It was the biggest loss of the season for beats by ray.
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    Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 9

    Nick Foles PHI - QB 2013 vs. Oakland 22–for-28 passing, 406 yards, 7 TD passes, 0 INTs Not to be outdone by Peyton Manning in Week 1 of last season, Foles matched the Bronco signal-caller's NFL record-tying seven TD pass performance in a 49-20 Week 9 rout of the Oakland Raiders.

    The seven TD tosses also contributed to a run of 19 straight touchdown passes by Foles without an interception. Ultimately, he would throw his first pick of the season in the midst of driving snow against Detroit in Week 14, leaving him one scoring throw shy of Peyton Manning's NFL-record of 20.
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