SuckMyDickSon Knocks Off Heem Team to Grab Third Place

Week 4

  • SuckMyDickSon
  • 3-1
  • Weekly Grade: B-
  • 87.94
  • Heem Team
  • 1-3
  • Weekly Grade: D+
  • 71.98

Underdog. Schmunderdog. SuckMyDickSon overcame a 12.89-point projected spread, defeating Heem Team 87.94 to 71.98 for the upset. They benefited from a team-leading 22.60 points from Chris Ivory and 20.44 from Andy Dalton. While each team failed to hit their projections, SuckMyDickSon scored 100.0% of a projected 87.96 points to get the win. Heem Team, coming off a 131.50 to 84.42 win against Irwin & da stingrays, saw their scoring drop substantially this week. SuckMyDickSon (3-1, 421.56 points) climbs into third place while Heem Team (1-3, 376.26 points) drops to eighth place.

Top Players

    • Chris Ivory
    • 22.60
    • Andy Dalton
    • 20.44
    • Russell Wilson
    • 17.48
    • Adrian Peterson
    • 15.40

Smooth Moves by SuckMyDickSon

  • Chris Ivory brought in 22.60 points, which was good enough to rank seventh in the league in scoring this week and fifth-best of any player on SuckMyDickSon this season.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Andy Dalton. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 20.44 points.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 13.00 points scored by Robbie Gould, who SuckMyDickSon picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 7.79 by 66.9%.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. SuckMyDickSon won despite having only 3 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • SuckMyDickSon won even though all three of their WRs scored below their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Fantasy Football is a mental sport. Using your brain is a great way to ensure success.
  • With -2.00 points against a projected 6.82, the Houston Texans Defense was last in the league in scoring and has now scored below their projection in every game this season.
  • Did not start Pierre Garcon, who scored 11.50 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 44.8%.
  • SuckMyDickSon had their fewest points of the season, but Heem Team could not pull out the win.
  • 7 of the starters on Heem Team underperformed versus their projections.

What If

  • If SuckMyDickSon played Heem Team every week, they would be 3-1 this season.
  • SuckMyDickSon would have beaten three other teams besides Heem Team this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, SuckMyDickSon would have defeated Heem Team 136.12 - 131.50.
  • SuckMyDickSon would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as Heem Team.
  • SuckMyDickSon would be 22-14 if they played every team every week.
  • Heem Team would have lost to seven other teams besides SuckMyDickSon this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as SuckMyDickSon, Heem Team would be 1-2.
  • If they played every team every week, Heem Team would be 15-21.

Game Notes

  • Heem Team had their lowest output of the season with 71.98 points.
  • The 15.96-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for SuckMyDickSon and ninth-largest in the league this season.
  • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. Heem Team got a combined 35.50 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Two of the starters for SuckMyDickSon scored higher than the leading scorer for Heem Team.
  • SuckMyDickSon is now 1-1 when failing to reach their projection and Heem Team falls to 0-2 when scoring below their projected total.
  • SuckMyDickSon won while scoring the fewest total points of any winning team in the league this week.
  • Adrian Peterson was a bright spot for Heem Team in the loss with 15.40 points, the eighth-highest RB score in the league this week.
  • Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Calvin Johnson had a season-low 3.60 points in the win against a projected 9.97 and scored below his projection for the third time this season.
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