Bunches of Funchess Draft Report Card


Despite an Exciting Set of WRs, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN Isn't Anything to Get Excited About

Draft Summary

While this draft by 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN didn't exactly set the world on fire, it didn't destroy their playoff aspirations either. They are expected to be in the mix for a playoff spot with a projected sixth-place finish in Beets League at 7-7-0 (1,580 points). They went after guys who can tote the rock with their early picks, using three of their first five picks to scoop up RBs Lamar Miller (third round), Latavius Murray (fourth round), and Andre Ellington (fifth round). They built one of the best groups of WRs in the league, as they have Julio Jones, Dez Bryant, Julian Edelman, and Devin Funchess on their team.

Not bad, but you've still got room for improvement. Becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer would certainly qualify. Nominate yourself now.


Week 5 would be a good opportunity for 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN to take a yoga retreat, and who knows, having that flexibility may come in handy for the “stretch” run. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Taking a look at the entire season from start to finish, they have a more-difficult-than-average schedule. Despite having the fourth-most grueling overall schedule, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN actually has the second-easiest first four games of the season.

Draft Notes

  • Miami Dolphins Fan?

    40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN is a believer in the hopes of the Miami Dolphins this season, grabbing a couple of players on that team sooner than their ADPs might suggest.

  • I Keep Getting Older

    And they stay the same age. 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN isn't afraid to rob the cradle, drafting the youngest team in the league with an average of just 4.6 years of NFL experience.

  • A Low Floor, but a High Ceiling?

    40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN grabbed a sleeper in Richard Rodgers with pick No. 133.

  • Digging Deep

    Richard Rodgers is owned in only 1% of all Yahoo! leagues, but will surely reward 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN for their faith! Or not.

Player Analysis

    • Dez Bryant, WR
    • Round 1, Pick 8
    The Power of Persuasion

    Now would be a reasonable time for 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN to encourage the Beets League to raise the value of receptions. They snagged Dez Bryant and his 87 projected catches (ranked 10th in the NFL).

    • Julio Jones, WR
    • Round 2, Pick 13
    Stolen In Broad Daylight

    Julio Jones was the best value pick of the round and could be the cause of many sleepless nights for the other managers.

    • Lamar Miller, RB
    • Round 3, Pick 28
    If it Ain't Broke

    Then do fix it? Laughing in the face of decades of fantasy tradition, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN didn't grab their first RB (Lamar Miller) until the third round.

    • Julian Edelman, WR
    • Round 6, Pick 53
    Was Julian Edelman Worth it at Pick No. 53?

    40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN sure hopes so. The Patriots' WR is projected to earn 161 points this year, after putting up 152 last season.

    • R. Jennings, RB
    • Round 7, Pick 68
    That Just Happened

    Why can't I find Rashad Jennings on my draft cheat sheet? Oh wait, here he is under "mid-to-late round value."

Best Available

While 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN is projected to have three subpar positions, TE is clearly their worst unit and should be upgraded first.

    • Tyler Eifert
    • Rank 106, ADP 124
    • Austin Seferian-Jenkins
    • Rank 127, ADP 134
    • Jordan Reed
    • Rank 136, ADP 137
    • Josh Hill
    • Rank 138, ADP 129
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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Bunches of Funchess
1. (8) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
2. (13) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
3. (28) Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)
4. (33) Latavius Murray (Oak - RB)
5. (48) Andre Ellington (Ari - RB)
6. (53) Julian Edelman (NE - WR)
7. (68) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
8. (73) Ryan Tannehill (Mia - QB)
9. (88) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
10. (93) Jordan Cameron (Mia - TE)
11. (108) Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB)
12. (113) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
13. (128) Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
14. (133) Richard Rodgers (GB - TE)
15. (148) Matt Bryant (Atl - K)
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