Eli me to the moon Beats Not Banging Ciara, Adds To Their Pain

Week 11

  • Eli me to the moon
  • 6-5
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 114.8
  • Not Banging Ciara
  • 3-8
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 107.05

Eli me to the moon benefited from 25.15 points from Andy Dalton and 21.60 from Giovani Bernard, taking down Not Banging Ciara 114.80 to 107.05. Not Banging Ciara is coming apart and is on a four-game losing streak. For Not Banging Ciara, the Carolina Panthers Defense and Matthew Stafford played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 26.75 and 21.20 points, respectively. Following a zero-point effort from Blair Walsh, Not Banging Ciara was left to wonder "what might have been?". Eli me to the moon (6-5, 1,444.30 points) remains in seventh place and Not Banging Ciara (3-8, 1,515.20 points) stays in ninth place.

Top Players

    • Carolina Panthers Defense
    • 26.75
    • Andy Dalton
    • 25.15
    • Giovani Bernard
    • 21.60
    • Matthew Stafford
    • 21.20

Smooth Moves by Eli me to the moon

  • Andy Dalton scored 25.15 points, the fifth-highest QB score in the league this week.
  • Giovani Bernard scored 21.60 points, which ranked third out of all the RBs in the league this week.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Greg Olsen scored 12.90 points to rank fourth among TEs in the league this week.
  • Kenny Stills exceeded scoring projections by 86.5%, with 12.20 points against a projected 6.54.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Eli me to the moon was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 11 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Remember that time you thought, "I don't need help from your stinking articles. I can beat Eli me to the moon on my own." How'd it work out for you?
  • Not Banging Ciara had 9 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • You've gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 2.10 points for Danny Woodhead this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 18.1% of a projected point total of 11.59.
  • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 4.70 points for Rob Gronkowski this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 34.5% of a projected point total of 13.64.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Jarvis Landry scored a season-low 8.60 points, 68.1% of his projected 12.63, which is his lowest percentage of the year.

What If

  • If Eli me to the moon played Not Banging Ciara every week, they'd be 5-6 this season.
  • Besides Not Banging Ciara, Eli me to the moon would have defeated four other teams this week.
  • Eli me to the moon would be 3-7 if they played the same schedule as Not Banging Ciara.
  • Eli me to the moon would be 49-72 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Eli me to the moon, Not Banging Ciara would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Eli me to the moon would have lost to Not Banging Ciara 140.25 - 136.35.
  • Not Banging Ciara would be 5-5 if they played the same schedule as Eli me to the moon.
  • Not Banging Ciara would be 55-66 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Not Banging Ciara stalled out again and extended their losing streak to four games.
  • Justin Forsett scored a season-low 2.60 points and underachieved for the fourth straight week.
  • The win by Eli me to the moon snapped a three-game losing streak.
  • At 7.75 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Roddy White scored 4.40 points against a projected 5.85 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Eli me to the moon got 20.70 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • The draft continues to pay off for Eli me to the moon, which got 73.4% of their points from players they drafted.
  • Not Banging Ciara ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.
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Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 11

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