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    TuckertheFucker Buries Women Who Score to Capture Fifth Place

    Week 8

    • TuckertheFucker
    • 4-4
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 179.4
    • Women Who Score
    • 6-2
    • Weekly Grade: C+
    • 125.3

    TuckertheFucker got the second-highest score of the season and demolished Women Who Score 179.40 to 125.30. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 54.10-point margin of victory is the fifth-highest in the league this season. Women Who Score put in a solid effort with an improvement in scoring compared to last week's 91.40 to 84.10 win against Off in Church. TuckertheFucker (4-4, 957.70 points) climbs into fifth place and Women Who Score (6-2, 1,015.40 points) drops to third place.

    Top Players

      • Nick Foles
      • 52.50
      • Matthew Stafford
      • 44.40
      • Antonio Brown
      • 27.40
      • Knile Davis
      • 26.80

    Smooth Moves by TuckertheFucker

    • Antonio Brown was uncoverable, scoring the third-most points by a WR this week with 27.40 points. It also ranks as the eighth-greatest game by a WR this season.
    • Knile Davis didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 26.80 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the eighth-highest RB score in the league this season.
    • Antonio Gates had 17.40 points, the second-highest TE score of the week and the 10th-highest TE score in the league this season.
    • The 44.40 points scored by Matthew Stafford ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week and second for any player on TuckertheFucker this season.
    • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 15.00 points scored by Justin Tucker, who TuckertheFucker picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 8.89 by 68.7%.

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    • After that performance, we have to wonder if Women Who Score cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • Did not start Steven Jackson, who scored 12.00 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 80.5%.
    • Women Who Score picked up Bobby Rainey, who then fell short of his 8.67-point projection by scoring 6.60 points.
    • This is how people lose everything in casinos. TuckertheFucker thought their luck would change and went back to the well with the Tennessee Titans Defense. However, they scored 17.40 points against a projected 25.34 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
    • It was not a good week for Women Who Score at TE, where they were beaten 17.40 - 2.30.

    What If

    • TuckertheFucker would be 3-5 if they played Women Who Score every week.
    • TuckertheFucker would have beaten nine other teams besides Women Who Score this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? TuckertheFucker would have defeated Women Who Score 128.50 - 91.40 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Women Who Score, TuckertheFucker would be 4-3.
    • If TuckertheFucker had played every team in the league each week, they would be 44-44.
    • Women Who Score would have lost to five other teams besides TuckertheFucker this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as TuckertheFucker, Women Who Score would be 5-2.
    • If they played every team every week, Women Who Score would be 56-32.

    Game Notes

    • Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Women Who Score scored 125.30 points and lost. It is the eighth-highest losing score in the league this season.
    • The 54.10-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for TuckertheFucker and fifth-largest in the league this season.
    • The 50.70 points by the RBs on TuckertheFucker was the season-high for combined points from the position.
    • The 179.40 points scored by TuckertheFucker is their highest score of the season and the second-highest in the league this season.
    • TuckertheFucker is now 2-1 in blowout games, including wins in their last two such contests.
    • It was the biggest loss of the season for Women Who Score.
    • In the loss, Nick Foles ranked fourth in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Women Who Score this season with 52.50 points.
    • In the loss, Alshon Jeffery scored 11.90 points against a projected 8.60 and exceeded his scoring projection by 38.4%.
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