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    MAX's mini-pads Brings Down TuckertheFucker, Puts Them in Eighth Place

    Week 7

    • MAX's mini-pads
    • 4-3
    • Weekly Grade: A+
    • 148
    • TuckertheFucker
    • 3-4
    • Weekly Grade: B+
    • 128.5

    MAX's mini-pads was pretty much unstoppable, registering the highest point total in the league this week to get past TuckertheFucker 148.00 to 128.50. MAX's mini-pads might as well be named "Butter" because they're on a roll. Scoring 27.0% more than projected, they've beaten expectations an admirable five weeks running. TuckertheFucker put in the required effort with an increase in point total compared to last week's 130.80 to 94.70 loss against Off in Church. TuckertheFucker (3-4, 778.30 points) drops to eighth place and MAX's mini-pads (4-3, 862.10 points) remains in fourth place.

    Top Players

      • Tom Brady
      • 42.10
      • Matthew Stafford
      • 34.00
      • Randall Cobb
      • 22.10
      • Benny Cunningham
      • 21.30

    Smooth Moves by MAX's mini-pads

    • MAX's mini-pads saw their third-largest single-week point total by a player this season with Tom Brady scoring 42.10 points. The score was also high enough to rank fifth in the league.
    • Took Tony Romo out of the starting lineup, who scored 41.40 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Randall Cobb posterizing opponents. He had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 22.10 points.
    • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Le'Veon Bell. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 20.50 points.
    • Chris Ivory put the team on his back with 18.50 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
    • Should have started the Carolina Panthers Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 7.10 against a projected 13.77.
    • Picked up the Dallas Cowboys Defense, which scored only 27.1% of their scoring projection, the lowest percentage on the team.
    • Jacoby Jones scored 6.10 points against a projected 10.30 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
    • The best offense is a good defense. TuckertheFucker got beat 17.70 - 4.60 by MAX's mini-pads at the DEF position.

    What If

    • If MAX's mini-pads played TuckertheFucker every week, they would be 6-1 this season.
    • MAX's mini-pads would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, MAX's mini-pads would have defeated TuckertheFucker 114.70 - 94.70.
    • MAX's mini-pads would be 3-3 if they played the same schedule as TuckertheFucker.
    • If MAX's mini-pads had played every team in the league each week, they would be 46-31.
    • TuckertheFucker would have beaten every other team in the league besides MAX's mini-pads this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as MAX's mini-pads, TuckertheFucker would be 3-3.
    • If they played every team every week, TuckertheFucker would be 34-43.

    Game Notes

    • This matchup featured the two highest-scoring teams in the league this week.
    • MAX's mini-pads bested their projected points again, the sixth time this season they have done so, including a streak of five straight games.
    • Hey, I'm sure MAX's mini-pads appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, TuckertheFucker had the sixth-highest losing score in the league this season with 128.50 points.
    • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. MAX's mini-pads got a combined 39.00 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
    • Antonio Gates played well in the loss with 12.10 points, the highest score of any TE in the league this week.
    • The 19.50-point margin of victory by MAX's mini-pads was the third-biggest win in the league this week.
    • The win saw MAX's mini-pads top their projected points, giving them a 4-2 record when beating their projection. TuckertheFucker also overachieved and falls to 2-1 when doing so.
    • In the loss, Benny Cunningham had the fourth-highest RB score in the league this week with 21.30 points.
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