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    Off in Church Gets Win Against TuckertheFucker, Grabs Seventh Place

    Week 6

    • Off in Church
    • 3-3
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 130.8
    • TuckertheFucker
    • 3-3
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 94.7

    U - G - L - Y. TuckertheFucker has no alibi, as they had trouble scoring points this week and lost to Off in Church 130.80 to 94.70. Each team fell short of expectations, but Off in Church managed to score 99.0% of a projected 132.15 points for the win. For TuckertheFucker, Matthew Stafford and the Carolina Panthers Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 16.60 and 14.90 points, respectively. Off in Church (3-3, 631.80 points) climbs into seventh place and TuckertheFucker (3-3, 649.80 points) drops to sixth place.

    Top Players

      • Andy Dalton
      • 42.80
      • Philadelphia Eagles Defense
      • 25.70
      • Branden Oliver
      • 18.40
      • Matthew Stafford
      • 16.60

    Smooth Moves by Off in Church

    • Andy Dalton ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 42.80 points, his highest output of the season.
    • With 18.40 points, Branden Oliver ranked sixth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
    • LeSean McCoy put the team on his back with 15.40 points, the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • 5 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Off in Church topped their projected points.
    • The 11.00 points scored by Matt Bryant outpaced his 8.77-point scoring projection by 25.4%.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • Remember that thing TuckertheFucker did instead of reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame? Shouldn't have done that. 
    • It's tough to win when your team leader gets this embarrassed. At the QB position, TuckertheFucker got outscored 42.80 - 16.60 by Off in Church.
    • Our kicker can beat up your kicker. TuckertheFucker got outscored 11.00 - 2.00 by Off in Church at the K position.
    • In the midst of a season-low in scoring, Matthew Stafford also did not meet his projected points (16.60 points scored versus 33.46 projected) for the fourth time this season.
    • 6 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.

    What If

    • If Off in Church played TuckertheFucker every week, they would be 3-3 this season.
    • Besides TuckertheFucker, Off in Church would have defeated six other teams this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as TuckertheFucker, Off in Church would be 2-3.
    • If Off in Church had played every team in the league each week, they would be 24-42.
    • TuckertheFucker would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Off in Church would have lost to TuckertheFucker 120.70 - 80.50.
    • TuckertheFucker would be 3-2 if they played the same schedule as Off in Church.
    • TuckertheFucker would be 24-42 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Off in Church had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for TuckertheFucker.
    • How nice of you to offer a free win! This was the second time this season that TuckertheFucker lost by the biggest margin of the week.
    • It was the second time this season that TuckertheFucker has had the lowest score in the league.
    • It was the ninth-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 36.10 points.
    • Despite being on the winning team, Julio Jones had a season-low 6.90 points against a projected 14.37 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
    • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. Off in Church got a combined 33.80 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
    • Larry Donnell was last in the league in scoring with 0.60 points against a projected 7.48 and scored below his projection for the third time this season.
    • Off in Church is now 2-3 when failing to reach their projection and TuckertheFucker falls to 1-3 when scoring below their projected total.
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