HolyChefs (sixth place, 1-2, 348.40 points), like the heroes of every children's sports movie, defy expectations, believe in themselves, and kick TuckertheFucker (2-1, 322.00 points) out of the league's top spot after thrashing them 115.90 to 73.60. Someone get Andrew Luck a hose to get that icing off his feet, because this week was a cakewalk for him. He put up the second-highest player point total in the league this week with 58.50. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 42.30-point margin of victory was the fourth-highest recorded in the league this season. Following a 109.40 to 88.60 win against Vanilla Gorillas, TuckertheFucker saw their scoring drop off this week. When assigning blame following this loss, TuckertheFucker can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Jacoby Jones).