Kick Rocks (ID# 391901)

HolyChefs Handles TuckertheFucker

Week 3

  • HolyChefs
  • 1-2
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 115.9
  • TuckertheFucker
  • 2-1
  • Weekly Grade: F
  • 73.6

HolyChefs (sixth place, 1-2, 348.40 points), like the heroes of every children's sports movie, defy expectations, believe in themselves, and kick TuckertheFucker (2-1, 322.00 points) out of the league's top spot after thrashing them 115.90 to 73.60. Someone get Andrew Luck a hose to get that icing off his feet, because this week was a cakewalk for him. He put up the second-highest player point total in the league this week with 58.50. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 42.30-point margin of victory was the fourth-highest recorded in the league this season. Following a 109.40 to 88.60 win against Vanilla Gorillas, TuckertheFucker saw their scoring drop off this week. When assigning blame following this loss, TuckertheFucker can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Jacoby Jones).

Top Players

    • Andrew Luck
    • 58.50
    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 24.50
    • Antonio Brown
    • 22.70
    • Matthew Stafford
    • 17.40

Smooth Moves by HolyChefs

  • Andrew Luck had 58.50 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the third-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • HolyChefs won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • The Kansas City Chiefs Defense scored a season-high 24.50 points and beat their scoring projection by 39.4%, which also is a season-high.
  • Even with both of their RBs falling short of their projected scores, HolyChefs still won.
  • HolyChefs managed their team well, winning with three players on the bench and not playing this week.

Toyota Missed Opportunities

  • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
  • Picked up Ryan Fitzpatrick but left him on the bench, where he ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 37.30 points.
  • HolyChefs had a better day at the QB position, topping TuckertheFucker 58.50 - 17.40.
  • 7 of the starters on TuckertheFucker underperformed versus their projections.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? TuckertheFucker got outscored 24.50 - 3.30 by HolyChefs at the DEF position.

What If

  • HolyChefs would be 1-2 if they played TuckertheFucker every week.
  • Besides TuckertheFucker, HolyChefs would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as TuckertheFucker, HolyChefs would be 2-0.
  • If HolyChefs had played every team in the league each week, they would be 16-17.
  • TuckertheFucker would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. HolyChefs would have lost to TuckertheFucker 109.40 - 106.50 had they played each other last week.
  • TuckertheFucker would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as HolyChefs.
  • If they played every team every week, TuckertheFucker would be 15-18.

Game Notes

  • Andre Johnson had a season-low 2.40 points against a projected 8.93 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • The 42.30-point margin of victory by HolyChefs was the largest in the league this week.
  • HolyChefs had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for TuckertheFucker.
  • TuckertheFucker could not close out the win even with the help of Antonio Brown, who scored 22.70 points, the third-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
  • Even in the loss, the 17.20 points scored by Knile Davis was the fifth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • The win by HolyChefs was achieved despite having Brandon Marshall put up a season-low 0.60 points, and underachieve for the second time this season.
  • HolyChefs got the win despite Montee Ball having a season-low 2.40 points and falling short of his projection for the second time this season.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Delanie Walker had a season-low 5.40 points against a projected 6.85 and underachieved for the first time this season.
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