Watch out. Somebody let The Rusty Trombones loose in the draft room. When the smoke cleared, all that was left was an elite squad capable of destroying opponents at will. They are projected to finish first in Kick Rocks League with a record of 11-2-0 (1,635 points). They didn't target any one position early, selecting QB Peyton Manning (2nd overall), RB Alfred Morris (26th), WR Victor Cruz (47th), and TE Rob Gronkowski (23rd) within the first five rounds. They ended up with one of the lowest-scoring groups of RBs in the league, as they have Morris, Lamar Miller, and Trent Richardson on the roster.
The Rusty Trombones decided to disregard their only keeper spot, instead leaving their fantasy fate solely in the hands of the draft.
The Rusty Trombones can chalk up Week 4 as a big fat L. They have three players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the entire season, they have the softest schedule. Along with having the easiest overall schedule, The Rusty Trombones also has the league's easiest first four games and second-softest last four games of the season.
Good Luck With That One!
The Rusty Trombones will have some intriguing decisions to make each week at WR, with a narrow projected points difference between their third- (Mike Evans), fourth- (Kelvin Benjamin), and fifth-ranked (Jeremy Maclin) wideouts.
Separating the Wheat from the Chaff
At three different positions, The Rusty Trombones picked up projected top-3 players (Peyton Manning, Percy Harvin, and Rob Gronkowski).
The Rusty Trombones is loaded at TE and QB. Could they be willing to leverage some of that talent and listen to trade offers from other teams in Kick Rocks League?
On the Rise
The Rusty Trombones hopes to break through this season, led by four players who are projected to significantly exceed their fantasy points from last season.
The First Step is Admitting You Have a Problem
It seems like The Rusty Trombones likes to gamble -- they rolled the dice on seven "high-risk" picks.
The top half of the The Rusty Trombones roster is one of the strongest in the league (ranked No. 1). However, the bottom of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 9).
He's Got an Ability to Simplify Things
- Peyton Manning, QB
- Round 1, Pick 2
As Mitch Hedberg once said, "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." With 733 projected fantasy points, Peyton Manning is a kid who'll turn opposing secondaries into childrens' books each week.
Doling Out Nightmares
- Rob Gronkowski, TE
- Round 2, Pick 23
Rob Gronkowski will look to haunt the dreams of opposing corners, as he's projected to finish seventh in the NFL with 10 receiving TDs.
How Rebellious of You
- Alfred Morris, RB
- Round 3, Pick 26
The Rusty Trombones said 'no' to the tradition of fantasy drafting a RB early, waiting until the third round to pick up their first (Alfred Morris).
Stolen In Broad Daylight
- Percy Harvin, WR
- Round 5, Pick 50
Percy Harvin was the best value pick of the round and could be the cause of many sleepless nights for the other managers.
Was Trent Richardson Worth it at Pick No. 71?
- T. Richardson, RB
- Round 6, Pick 71
The Rusty Trombones sure hopes so. The Colts' running back is projected to earn 145 points this year, after putting up 110 last year.
The Rusty Trombones has one weak area, RB, that they may want to improve.
- Jeremy Hill
- Rank 95, ADP 123
- Chris Ivory
- Rank 122, ADP 125
- James White
- Rank 127, ADP 125
- BenJarvus Green-Ellis
- Rank 192, ADP 118
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."