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    NotInLastPlace Draft Report Card


    Despite a Set of Beast RBs, Erect Dicker Still Has Work To Do

    Draft Summary

    Erect Dicker was set up perfectly to draft a playoff-caliber team with the first overall pick. Instead of using that to their advantage, however, they chose to go a different route that's geared more towards losing. They're only projected to finish ninth in Kick Rocks League with a mark of 3-10-0 (1,473 points). With their first five picks, Erect Dicker focused on a balanced offensive attack, selecting QB Colin Kaepernick (48th overall), RBs LeSean McCoy (1st) and Doug Martin (25th), and WRs Julio Jones (24th) and Keenan Allen (49th). They put together the lowest-scoring TE tandem in the league, as they have Ladarius Green and Dwayne Allen.

    Stupid autodraft! Right? Since you can’t be blamed for that draft, go ahead and nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame.

    Keeper Summary

    Erect Dicker decided to disregard their only keeper spot, instead leaving their fantasy fate solely in the hands of the draft.


    While Week 9 has the most players on bye for Erect Dicker (four), Week 4 is actually projected to have the team's highest amount of idle fantasy points. Looking at the season as a whole, they have a tougher-than-average schedule. Erect Dicker has the opportunity to finish the season on a hot streak, as the last four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average.

    Draft Notes

    • Maybe You Should Add Tony Gonzalez While You're At It

      Erect Dicker must have missed the point of drafting a back-up. In Week 10, both Ladarius Green and Dwayne Allen will be on bye.

    • Carrying the Load

      Erect Dicker has a trio of above-average positions leading the way (RB, DEF, and K).

    • The Sky's the Limit

      With four players projected to significantly beat their previous year's fantasy points, Erect Dicker hopes to have found some up-and-coming stars.

    • Risky Business

      It appears that Erect Dicker likes to gamble, as they took chances on six volatile selections.

    • Super Sleepers

      Andre Williams and Dwayne Allen are a couple of late-round fliers with upside for Erect Dicker.

    • Mr. Mendoza

      Andre Williams is owned in only 5% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) Erect Dicker has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.

    Player Analysis

      • LeSean McCoy, RB
      • Round 1, Pick 1
      Does LeSean McCoy Enjoy Fajitas?

      Because his total yardage figures are sizzling. McCoy is projected to rank seventh in the league with 1,626 all-purpose yards.

      • Julio Jones, WR
      • Round 2, Pick 24
      The Power of Persuasion

      Now would be a reasonable time for Erect Dicker to encourage the Kick Rocks League to increase the value of receptions. They grabbed Julio Jones and his 105 projected catches (ranked third in the NFL).

      • Doug Martin, RB
      • Round 3, Pick 25
      Feed Thy Beast

      Doug Martin will get the ball early and often, projected to finish seventh in the league with 299 touches.

      • C. Kaepernick, QB
      • Round 4, Pick 48
      Time to Sign Up for Andy Behrens' Fantasy Camp

      Colin Kaepernick isn't projected to be in the NFL's top-15 in either passing yards (26th with 3,238) or TDs (17th with 22.7), but Erect Dicker still snagged him with the 48th pick.

      • Keenan Allen, WR
      • Round 5, Pick 49
      Biggest Steal

      Erect Dicker may have found a gem in the fifth round, grabbing Keenan Allen (49th overall pick vs. ADP of 29.9).

    Best Available

    Erect Dicker has three positions where an upgrade could be beneficial, with TE being the most immediate need.

      • Tyler Eifert
      • Rank 137, ADP 133
      • Heath Miller
      • Rank 160, ADP 134
      • Garrett Graham
      • Rank 163, ADP 137
      • Tim Wright
      • Rank 174, ADP 139
    • Bye Week Points Lost

      Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

    • Pick Number Minus ADP
      Pick Number

      Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

    • Avg Points by Position vs League
          Team     League

      The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

    • Schedule by Opponent Points

      Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

    How We Grade

    Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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    1. (1) LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
    2. (24) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
    3. (25) Doug Martin (TB - RB)
    4. (48) Colin Kaepernick (SF - QB)
    5. (49) Keenan Allen (SD - WR)
    6. (72) Ben Tate (Pit - RB)
    7. (73) Seattle (Sea - DEF)
    8. (96) Sammy Watkins (Buf - WR)
    9. (97) Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)
    10. (120) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
    11. (121) Ladarius Green (SD - TE)
    12. (144) Matt Bryant (Atl - K)
    13. (145) Anquan Boldin (SF - WR)
    14. (168) Andre Williams (NYG - RB)
    15. (169) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
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