Borracho Bieber Draft Report Card


Despite a Formidable Set of WRs, Borracho Bieber Wet the Bed

Draft Summary

Despite selecting in the top half of the first round (sixth overall), Borracho Bieber might as well have been blindly heaving darts at the draft board to decide their picks. Opponents are going to enjoy beating this team, which is projected to finish 12th in Let's Do It For The Dinosaurs League with a record of 2-11-0 (1,209 points). If they have a bad season, it won't be due to a lack of wide receivers, as they used three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Antonio Brown (first round), Randall Cobb (second round), and Davante Adams (fourth round). A lot will be expected of this group, as they are the highest-scoring WR combo in the league.

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Borracho Bieber should do pretty much anything other than watch football during Week 5. They have five players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a tougher-than-average schedule. Borracho Bieber will need to be playing their best as the playoffs approach, as the last four games of their season are projected to be more difficult than the league average.

Draft Notes

  • WR or Bust

    WR is the only above-average position group for Borracho Bieber.

  • QB Controversy?

    The coach of Borracho Bieber might need to flip a coin. Their top-drafted QB (Sam Bradford) and second-drafted QB (Jay Cutler) have very similar seasonal point projections.

  • Up, Up, and Away

    With four players projected to significantly beat their previous year's fantasy points, Borracho Bieber hopes to have found some up-and-coming stars.

  • "It's Not Whether You Get Knocked Down, It's Whether You Get Up"

    After drafting the fewest projected points in the league over the draft's first half, Borracho Bieber accumulated the most during the second half. Vince Lombardi would be proud.

  • Great Idea, Poor Execution

    Borracho Bieber will need a hand from the waiver wire in Week 5, as their only K (Nick Folk) and only DEF (Carolina) will both be on bye that week.

  • I Keep Getting Older

    And they stay the same age. Borracho Bieber isn't afraid to rob the cradle, drafting the youngest team in the league with an average of just 4.4 years of NFL experience.

Player Analysis

    • Antonio Brown, WR
    • Round 1, Pick 6
    Borracho Bieber Just Landed a Target Machine

    Joining Demaryius Thomas (184) as the only players to see 170+ targets last season, Brown never got fewer than nine looks in a game after Week 1, logging a grand total of 181.

    • Randall Cobb, WR
    • Round 2, Pick 19
    The Alchemist

    Borracho Bieber chose the WR most likely to turn deep balls into TD gold. Randall Cobb is projected to lead all NFL WRs in plays over 40 yards with 5.5 and TDs over 40 yards with 2.1.

    • Carlos Hyde, RB
    • Round 3, Pick 30
    How Rebellious of You

    Borracho Bieber said 'no' to the tradition of fantasy drafting a RB early, waiting until the third round to pick up their first (Carlos Hyde).

    • Chris Ivory, RB
    • Round 5, Pick 54
    Throwing Caution to the Wind

    They grabbed Chris Ivory with the 54th pick, even though his ADP is only 89.8 across all Yahoo! leagues.

    • Jarvis Landry, WR
    • Round 6, Pick 67
    Returning to Greatness

    If special teams contributions count in Let's Do It For The Dinosaurs League, Borracho Bieber may have found a gem in Jarvis Landry. Including his 1,220 projected return yards, he ranks first in the league with 2,161 all-purpose yards.

Best Available

There are five positions that Borracho Bieber could look to improve, including TE and K, which look like the biggest areas of need.

    • Antonio Gates
    • Rank 161, ADP 119
    • Charles Clay
    • Rank 171, ADP 126
    • Caleb Sturgis
    • Rank 227, ADP 146
    • Josh Brown
    • Rank 240, ADP 141
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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Borracho Bieber
1. (6) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)
2. (19) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
3. (30) Carlos Hyde (SF - RB)
4. (43) Davante Adams (GB - WR)
5. (54) Chris Ivory (NYJ - RB)
6. (67) Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)
7. (78) Doug Martin (TB - RB)
8. (91) Sam Bradford (Phi - QB)
9. (102) Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)
10. (115) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
11. (126) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
12. (139) Austin Seferian-Jenkins (TB - TE)
13. (150) Carolina (Car - DEF)
14. (163) Nick Folk (NYJ - K)
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