Slacker Scores Late to Sneak Past Don t Give a Schmitt, Grabs Ninth Place

Week 10

  • Slacker
  • 4-6
  • Weekly Grade: D+
  • 74.38
  • Don t Give a Schmitt
  • 6-4
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 73.28

Slacker (4-6, 902.46 points) edged Don t Give a Schmitt (6-4, 1,074.98 points) 74.38 to 73.28, led by DeMarco Murray with 14.90 points and the Minnesota Vikings Defense who had 14.00. Slacker was the first to put points on the board and by Sunday was already in front 3.40 to 0. They let that melt away like a popsicle on the Fourth of July, and they trailed 34.70 to 29.40 after the early Sunday games. Slacker closed them out as if they were a Blockbuster store with a comeback on Monday night, thanks to 10.40 points from Giovani Bernard.

Top Players

    • Derek Carr
    • 19.28
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 18.40
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 14.90
    • Minnesota Vikings Defense
    • 14.00

Smooth Moves by Slacker

  • Slacker won despite having only 1 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • The 14.90 points scored by DeMarco Murray was the 10th-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • The Minnesota Vikings Defense scored 14.00 points and beat their scoring projection by 92.8%, which led the matchup.
  • Starter Nick Folk put up a zero, but Slacker still won.
  • Even with both of their RBs falling short of their projected scores, Slacker still won.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some people are born losers, others develop it over time. Fortunately, there's a cure: Winning
  • Lost the matchup despite getting Slacker on their lowest-scoring week of the season.
  • Slacker saw their RBs beat those on Don t Give a Schmitt 25.30 - 10.10.
  • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Alshon Jeffery scored a season-low 3.80 points, 24.9% of his projected 15.25, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • C.J. Anderson had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 0.90 points and recorded only 9.0% of his 9.95-point projection.

What If

  • If Slacker played Don t Give a Schmitt every week, they'd be 3-7 this year.
  • Besides Don t Give a Schmitt, Slacker would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Don t Give a Schmitt, Slacker would be 4-5.
  • Slacker would be 35-75 if they played every team every week.
  • Don t Give a Schmitt would have lost to eight other teams besides Slacker this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Slacker would have lost to Don t Give a Schmitt 124.24 - 77.96 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Slacker, Don t Give a Schmitt would be 5-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Don t Give a Schmitt would be 62-48.

Game Notes

  • Even though Don t Give a Schmitt lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for Slacker.
  • Slacker scored 74.38 points against a projected 100.16 and underachieved for the fifth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Slacker won by scoring 74.38 points, the lowest winning score in the league this season.
  • At 1.10 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
  • Slacker stays undefeated in close games this season at 3-0.
  • Don t Give a Schmitt got 10.10 points from their RBs this week, the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • Derek Carr led the matchup in scoring in the loss with 19.28 points against a projected 19.18 and has now beaten his projection in four straight games.
  • Don t Give a Schmitt ranked 10th in the league in scoring this week.
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