2 Girls 1 Kaep Wins Against Slacker

Week 1

  • 2 Girls 1 Kaep
  • 1-0
  • Weekly Grade: B-
  • 99.92
  • Slacker
  • 0-1
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 78.2

Slacker had trouble producing points this week and lost to 2 Girls 1 Kaep 99.92 to 78.20. While each team failed to meet expectations, 2 Girls 1 Kaep scored 96.4% of a projected 103.69 points to get the win. For Slacker, Tyler Eifert and Jeremy Hill played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 26.90 and 18.30 points, respectively. Adding insult to injury, Slacker had two starters score zero points (Adam Vinatieri and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defense). 2 Girls 1 Kaep kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for sixth place. Slacker debuts at 0-1 and in 12th place.

Top Players

    • Tyler Eifert
    • 26.90
    • Keenan Allen
    • 24.10
    • Matt Ryan
    • 18.62
    • Jeremy Hill
    • 18.30

Smooth Moves by 2 Girls 1 Kaep

  • The 24.10 points scored by Keenan Allen was the third-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • By scoring 12.10 points, Alfred Morris beat his 9.32 projected points by 29.8%.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? 2 Girls 1 Kaep was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • We searched your league's browser history, and guess who studied our articles? 2 Girls 1 Kaep did, 99.92 times.
  • Should have started Michael Crabtree, who underachieved, but still had the most points of any WR on the team with 6.20 against a projected 8.36.
  • Slacker was faced with 2 starters coming up empty in points.
  • Slacker could have used more points at WR, where 2 Girls 1 Kaep outscored them 40.20 - 11.10.
  • It's tough to win when your team leader gets embarrassed like this. At the QB position, Slacker got outscored 18.62 - 5.90 by 2 Girls 1 Kaep.

What If

  • 2 Girls 1 Kaep would have beaten only three other teams besides Slacker this week.
  • Hypothetically speaking, if 2 Girls 1 Kaep had scored 45.27 more points, they would have beaten every team in the league this week.
  • Slacker would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Slacker would have needed an additional 66.99 points to beat all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

  • Slacker got 11.10 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • 2 Girls 1 Kaep won while scoring the fewest total points of any winning team in the league this week.
  • Tyler Eifert played admirably in the loss, ranking sixth in the league in scoring and beating his scoring projection by a league-leading 278.9%.
  • Jeremy Hill was a bright spot for Slacker in the loss with 18.30 points, the seventh-highest RB score in the league this week.
  • No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Dez Bryant scored only 7.30 points against his projected 15.01.
  • Both teams failed to score as many points as projected for the week.
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