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    Zack my Butt Ertz Beats the Pants Off Matt's Super Team, Tacks On Third Straight Win

    Week 7

    • Zack my Butt Ertz
    • 4-3
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 121.6
    • Matt's Super Team
    • 1-6
    • Weekly Grade: C-
    • 82.48

    Zack my Butt Ertz benefited from the third-highest point total in the league this week (34.40 points) by Golden Tate, on the way to their third consecutive win when they demolished Matt's Super Team 121.60 to 82.48. The streak, which has been a real boost for Zack my Butt Ertz, has allowed them to move up from 10th place in Week 5 to fourth place now. They also have the fourth-highest scoring output in the league at 115.58 points per matchup. Matt's Super Team stays in 12th place with a 1-6 record. Zack my Butt Ertz has now beaten Jamaican Butterflies (126.56 to 97.68) and Gronk for Breesus (121.20 to 75.64).

    Top Players

      • Golden Tate
      • 34.40
      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 25.30
      • Jamaal Charles
      • 17.70
      • Kelvin Benjamin
      • 13.60

    Smooth Moves by Zack my Butt Ertz

    • Golden Tate played out of his mind, scoring the second-most points by a WR this week with 34.40 points. It also ranks as the seventh-greatest game by a WR this season.
    • Jamaal Charles scored 17.70 points, which ranked 10th out of all the RBs in the league this week.
    • Even with only 4 of the 9 starters scoring more than their projection, Zack my Butt Ertz was still able to win.
    • Had the team's highest starter/bench scoring ratio of the season and ninth-highest in the league this year, starting 121.60 points versus 23.00 points from players left on the bench.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
    • Left Torrey Smith on the bench, where he scored 15.60 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 78.5%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
    • Should have started the Buffalo Bills Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 10.54 against a projected 13.31.
    • Did not start Bishop Sankey, who underachieved but still scored more than any RB on the team with 5.60 points against a projected 9.62.
    • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Jared Cook, who scored 4.00 points against his projected 8.94.

    What If

    • Zack my Butt Ertz would be 4-3 if they played Matt's Super Team every week.
    • Besides Matt's Super Team, Zack my Butt Ertz would have defeated eight other teams this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Matt's Super Team, Zack my Butt Ertz would be 4-2.
    • Zack my Butt Ertz would be 48-29 if they played every team every week.
    • Matt's Super Team would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
    • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Zack my Butt Ertz would have lost to Matt's Super Team 140.38 - 121.20.
    • If they played the same schedule as Zack my Butt Ertz, Matt's Super Team would be 1-5.
    • If they played every team every week, Matt's Super Team would be 18-59.

    Game Notes

    • Matt's Super Team had the league's lowest score of the week for the fourth time this season.
    • The margin of victory was the ninth-largest in the league this season.
    • With the loss, Matt's Super Team has the longest losing streak in the league, stretching back five straight games.
    • How nice of you to offer a free win! This was the second time this season that Matt's Super Team lost by the biggest margin of the week.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 6.50 total points by the RBs on Matt's Super Team was their smallest RB output this season.
    • With the big loss, Matt's Super Team remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-2.
    • Zack my Butt Ertz is now 2-1 in blowout games, including wins in their last two such contests.
    • The win was the third in a row for Zack my Butt Ertz.
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